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generalbetrayus

(1,413 posts) Fri Nov 21, 2025, 10:10 AM Friday

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My girlfriend walked into the bedroom this morning and told me a joke she had heard: [View all]

"Trump wanted to rename the Gulf of Mexico after himself but the Bay of Pigs was already taken."

Oddly enough, the Bay of Chickens is also already taken. (Blue Mesa Reservoir in western Colorado).

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My girlfriend walked into the bedroom this morning and told me a joke she had heard: [View all] generalbetrayus Friday OP

The Range of Potential Name Candidates is Pretty Vast The Roux Comes First Friday #1

The No Discernible Marketable Skills Monument BOSSHOG Friday #2

How about The Sag-Ass-O Sea? (nt) Pinback Friday #5

I like this one a lot. 3catwoman3 Friday #8

Yes, I Can Sail with That! The Roux Comes First Friday #12

I'd like to rename the Gobi Desert after him... llmart Friday #3

We could also have Swine Bay or Hog Heaven, or my favorite, The Porcine Palace Ball Room. flashman13 Friday #4

Wasn't there a bar called "Porkey's" somewhere? Codifer Friday #6

There was Danascot Friday #13

hmmmm Codifer Friday #14

. Danascot Friday #15

That's actually very good. 3catwoman3 Friday #7

It's better she walked into the bedroom and told you a joke she heard than tell you a joke she saw. NBachers Friday #9

How about President Boss Hog? California Kid Friday #10

Dammit. COL Mustard Friday #11

TY KS Toronado Friday #16

Maybe he could go with Taco Bay ToxMarz Yesterday #17

Sea of Tranquility . . . Aussie105 Yesterday #18

So what did your wife think of the joke? Wonder Why Yesterday #19

NIIICE! That took me about 15 seconds to get! generalbetrayus Yesterday #20