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generalbetrayus

(1,408 posts) Fri Nov 21, 2025, 10:10 AM Friday

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My girlfriend walked into the bedroom this morning and told me a joke she had heard:

"Trump wanted to rename the Gulf of Mexico after himself but the Bay of Pigs was already taken."

Oddly enough, the Bay of Chickens is also already taken. (Blue Mesa Reservoir in western Colorado).

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My girlfriend walked into the bedroom this morning and told me a joke she had heard: (Original Post) generalbetrayus Friday OP

The Range of Potential Name Candidates is Pretty Vast The Roux Comes First Friday #1

The No Discernible Marketable Skills Monument BOSSHOG Friday #2

How about The Sag-Ass-O Sea? (nt) Pinback Friday #5

I like this one a lot. 3catwoman3 Friday #8

Yes, I Can Sail with That! The Roux Comes First Friday #12

I'd like to rename the Gobi Desert after him... llmart Friday #3

We could also have Swine Bay or Hog Heaven, or my favorite, The Porcine Palace Ball Room. flashman13 Friday #4

Wasn't there a bar called "Porkey's" somewhere? Codifer Friday #6

There was Danascot Friday #13

hmmmm Codifer Friday #14

. Danascot Friday #15

That's actually very good. 3catwoman3 Friday #7

It's better she walked into the bedroom and told you a joke she heard than tell you a joke she saw. NBachers Friday #9

How about President Boss Hog? California Kid Friday #10

Dammit. COL Mustard Friday #11

TY KS Toronado Friday #16

Maybe he could go with Taco Bay ToxMarz Yesterday #17

Sea of Tranquility . . . Aussie105 Yesterday #18

So what did your wife think of the joke? Wonder Why 22 hrs ago #19

NIIICE! That took me about 15 seconds to get! generalbetrayus 19 hrs ago #20

The Roux Comes First

(2,009 posts)

1. The Range of Potential Name Candidates is Pretty Vast

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 10:25 AM

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It certainly does not include "Nobel," but besides geographic locales sonorous with his vacuity and remarkable lack of self-awareness, I'm certain the collective genius here can come up with some great options.

Landfills and hazardous waste sites, for example.

Settling ponds for municipal sewage treatment plants, not to mention septic fields.

Did someone mention the "dead zones" in the seven seas?

BOSSHOG

(44,200 posts)

2. The No Discernible Marketable Skills Monument

Reply to The Roux Comes First (Reply #1)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 11:04 AM

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Dedicated to those who “succeeded” in life for no apparent reason

Pinback

(13,458 posts)

5. How about The Sag-Ass-O Sea? (nt)

Reply to The Roux Comes First (Reply #1)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 11:58 AM

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3catwoman3

(28,228 posts)

8. I like this one a lot.

Reply to Pinback (Reply #5)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 12:15 PM

Friday

The Roux Comes First

(2,009 posts)

12. Yes, I Can Sail with That!

Reply to 3catwoman3 (Reply #8)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 01:49 PM

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llmart

(17,150 posts)

3. I'd like to rename the Gobi Desert after him...

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 11:16 AM

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as in "Gobi Dead".

flashman13

(1,799 posts)

4. We could also have Swine Bay or Hog Heaven, or my favorite, The Porcine Palace Ball Room.

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 11:32 AM

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Codifer

(1,135 posts)

6. Wasn't there a bar called "Porkey's" somewhere?

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 12:10 PM

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It seemed the kind of place tsf would own.

Danascot

(5,146 posts)

13. There was

Reply to Codifer (Reply #6)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 06:47 PM

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a 1981 film called Porky's with several sequals.

Codifer

(1,135 posts)

14. hmmmm

Reply to Danascot (Reply #13)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 07:16 PM

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Was that "sequels" or "squeals"?

Sorry..... too many cryptic crosswords.

Danascot

(5,146 posts)

15. .

Reply to Codifer (Reply #14)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 07:26 PM

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*snort*

3catwoman3

(28,228 posts)

7. That's actually very good.

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 12:15 PM

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to her.

NBachers

(19,062 posts)

9. It's better she walked into the bedroom and told you a joke she heard than tell you a joke she saw.

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 12:55 PM

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California Kid

(56 posts)

10. How about President Boss Hog?

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 01:01 PM

Friday

Onik Onik

COL Mustard

(7,829 posts)

11. Dammit.

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 01:11 PM

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Now I want some Chicken TACOs.

KS Toronado

(22,198 posts)

16. TY

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Fri Nov 21, 2025, 10:19 PM

Friday

ToxMarz

(2,628 posts)

17. Maybe he could go with Taco Bay

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 12:14 AM

Yesterday

Or the Gulf of Taquitos. Lots of little ones.

Aussie105

(7,434 posts)

18. Sea of Tranquility . . .

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 03:45 AM

Yesterday

Ask Trump to visit.

It is on the Moon.

Wonder Why

(6,409 posts)

19. So what did your wife think of the joke?

Reply to generalbetrayus (Original post)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 07:59 AM

22 hrs ago

generalbetrayus

(1,408 posts)

20. NIIICE! That took me about 15 seconds to get!

Reply to Wonder Why (Reply #19)

Sat Nov 22, 2025, 10:35 AM

19 hrs ago

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