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Marthe48

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28. Greyhound was the one I didn't know
Fri Nov 21, 2025, 04:04 PM
22 hrs ago

that fit in the group.

But there is also a cocktail called Bolt Cutter.

I didn't get a perfect score today.

I have an off-color cocktail joke:

A young lady was being chauffeured back to her college after a weekend at home. On the way, one of the tires went flat. The chauffeur parked the car, and opened the trunk to get the tools and spare to change the tire. However, some of the tools were missing. As the chauffeur stood thinking about the problem, the young lady, unfamiliar with tire-changing, but wanting to be helpful, leaned out the window and asked, "Do you want a screwdriver?"
The chauffeur muttered, "May as well. I can't change the tire."

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I need a drink. [View all] Aristus Yesterday OP
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. Ocelot II Yesterday #1
Good analogy vapor2 Yesterday #9
I'd love to attend EYESORE 9001 Yesterday #2
I will be happy to join you! redwitch Yesterday #3
Drambuie I got. Aristus Yesterday #5
I hear ya but frankly I haven't felt this optimistic or at least not pessimistic underpants Yesterday #4
People just don't like him. MLWR Yesterday #11
Love you too, Aristus Grim Chieftain Yesterday #6
See you then. Aristus Yesterday #8
Regarding the saying of how even a broken clock is right twice a day? DeeDeeNY Yesterday #7
If the clock isn't working, PoindexterOglethorpe 21 hrs ago #33
You certainly are not alone. pandr32 Yesterday #10
I'm ready to pour a couple fingers of PA's finest Rye, or any of several solid bourbons The Polack MSgt Yesterday #12
Can do, Top. Aristus Yesterday #17
Happy hour here starts at 4pm... MiHale Yesterday #13
Friday is G & T KT2000 Yesterday #14
count me in! Trueblue Texan Yesterday #15
actually a drink sounds kinda good/fun. haven't had one in months orleans Yesterday #16
Sounds delicious. Aristus Yesterday #18
well then... orleans 22 hrs ago #22
To absent friends... Aristus 22 hrs ago #23
Illegitimi non carborundum Marthe48 23 hrs ago #19
Do you do Connections? Marthe48 23 hrs ago #20
I don't. Aristus 22 hrs ago #21
Spoiler alert Marthe48 22 hrs ago #24
What were some of the cocktails? Aristus 22 hrs ago #25
Greyhound was the one I didn't know Marthe48 22 hrs ago #28
That's terrible! Aristus 22 hrs ago #29
My family is noted for inappropriate responses to stress Marthe48 22 hrs ago #31
I've been the Klass Klown in more classes than I can count. Aristus 22 hrs ago #32
Well, it is Friday! PJMcK 22 hrs ago #26
Enjoy! Aristus 22 hrs ago #30
A Dominican friend recently gave me a johnnyfins 22 hrs ago #27
I'll be joining you in spirit only, PoindexterOglethorpe 21 hrs ago #34
Oh my goodness, no! Aristus 21 hrs ago #35
I'm actually doing quite well at this point. PoindexterOglethorpe 20 hrs ago #36
Enjoying my Drambuie. redwitch 18 hrs ago #37
I'mnRight there drinking with you bud Tribetime 18 hrs ago #38
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