The DU Lounge

my wife's brother and his family brought along their cairn terrier (like Toto from Wizard of Oz). He jumped up on the dining table when no one was looking and ate an entire stick of butter. Then he promptly went to the living room and threw up the entire contents of his stomach, a horrid smell that emptied the room. We shampooed the carpet several times, which took out the smell but not the stain. Eventually we had to replace the entire carpet.