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That reminds me of this one.

Three nuns die and get to the pearly gates, where they are met by St. Peter.
Pete says "welcome, ladies. Before we let you in, you each must answer a question." Then nuns look at each other, a little worried, but nod their heads. Pete turns to the first one and asks " Who was the first man?" The nun gets a relieved smile on her face and says "Adam!" The trumpets sound, the celestial choir sings, the Pearly gates swing open, and she walks through. The gates close as Pete turns to the second nun, who is a little less anxious, and asks "Who was the first women?" "Eve" she responds, and the whole process repeats and in she goes.
He turns to the third nun, and asks "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The poor nun turns pale, looks up, looks down, fidgets with her rosary. Finally, in a soft voice, she says "Gee, that's a hard one". The trumpets sound, the Allelulia chorus sounds, and in she goes to the sound of celestial clapping.