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53. I've got an idea.

Thu Jun 12, 2025, 01:57 PM

Jun 2025

Let's postpone the parade until Trump dies. Then, on that joyous occasion, we can have the biggest celebration in the country's history with the whole world celebrating with us. We can call it "Liberation Day."

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Trump's birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms [View all] highplainsdem Jun 2025 OP

Zeus is angry DBoon Jun 2025 #1

Even Thor hates him! Bayard Jun 2025 #4

By Jove! tanyev Jun 2025 #36

WOW! IT WORKED... homegirl Jun 2025 #73

plays a few opening riffs of the opening fanfare of the flying dutchman AllaN01Bear Jun 2025 #119

From the north! ArizonaLib Jun 2025 #125

Mother Nature has only gotten started! n/t AntiFascist Jun 2025 #94

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature! Mme. Defarge Jun 2025 #127

Dreams..... JMCKUSICK Jun 2025 #2

Hold the parade/Birthday Party indoors at the White people's White House magicarpet Jun 2025 #101

Is he dead yet ? magicarpet Jun 2025 #103

They are afraid a lightening bolt from Heaven will strike. Irish_Dem Jun 2025 #3

Change "they" to "we" and "afraid" to "praying." FSogol Jun 2025 #5

I think some of them saw "Raiders of the Lost Ark"... Moostache Jun 2025 #28

I think Pam Bondi's face already looks like she has been in that scene. jls4561 Jun 2025 #117

So it might quite literally rain on his parade! Dulcinea Jun 2025 #78

Taco Brice forgotmylogin Jun 2025 #121

The clutch of this memo is republianmushroom Jun 2025 #6

He doesn't do rain because hair BonnieJW Jun 2025 #7

He is going to need some heavy duty hair spray. Irish_Dem Jun 2025 #85

Ship in tons of bottles of Final Net! slightlv Jun 2025 #122

I think he uses an entire bottle every day. Irish_Dem Jun 2025 #123

And still manages to look like shit. 3catwoman3 Jun 2025 #140

And a whole bottle of spray tan. Irish_Dem Jun 2025 #141

Oh, brother. hamsterjill Jun 2025 #8

Found on CraigsList DC aggiesal Jun 2025 #108

Wow, I just read who they want...ethnic and people of color... BigmanPigman Jun 2025 #115

I suspect a lot of voodoo dolls are full of pins by now... hlthe2b Jun 2025 #9

Winner!! riversedge Jun 2025 #80

LOL mercuryblues Jun 2025 #82

Here's mine... StarryNite Jun 2025 #88

Ouch. Is that his weenie? rubbersole Jun 2025 #92

Nooo, the cheese puff is much too big for that. StarryNite Jun 2025 #95

Maybe a miniature set of jumper cables??? GopherGal Jun 2025 #136

Or maybe I could just stomp on it. StarryNite Jun 2025 #137

Aw, such a shame. Maybe they could move it inside... Mar-a-Lago? sinkingfeeling Jun 2025 #10

I'd love to see tanks roll onto Mar-a-Lago! Yellowdog-1966 Jun 2025 #76

Hurricane Season is here get the red out Jun 2025 #113

How much will it cost to transport all the personnel and hardware back to where they originated? jls4561 Jun 2025 #11

I think it's likely they stay in the DC area for a while 0rganism Jun 2025 #68

There's a lot of federal property, and federal agents that are bound to be in need of a little protection. Harker Jun 2025 #93

This is going to cost us millions of dollars...whether it happens or not! slightlv Jun 2025 #124

howdi AllaN01Bear Jun 2025 #12

Then he'll fire the NWS intrepidity Jun 2025 #20

Just give RUMP a weather map and a sharpie, problem solved William Seger Jun 2025 #74

... catbyte Jun 2025 #13

Yes please... I'll be happy with that outcome! (n/t) Moostache Jun 2025 #30

Perfect! Then the world would celebrate! SheltieLover Jun 2025 #40

Bring on the rain! Snow too! IzzaNuDay Jun 2025 #14

Old Man Yells At Cloud mac56 Jun 2025 #15

Lol, didn't see that coming. 😀 Dave Bowman Jun 2025 #109

First, he will disband the National Weather Service. Next, he will nuke the rainclouds. Midnight Writer Jun 2025 #16

Clickbait from the Times Prairie Gates Jun 2025 #17

"...when he's available?" KatyaR Jun 2025 #18

TACO weather Baitball Blogger Jun 2025 #19

Wouldn't that be sweet. KPN Jun 2025 #21

NO_O_O_O_!!! Don't cancel!! Canada Kid Jun 2025 #22

I thought the same catchnrelease Jun 2025 #89

"Mr. President, give the crowd a thrill - show them your golf swing!!!" colorado_ufo Jun 2025 #91

Like this? Dulcinea Jun 2025 #107

As he holds an umbrella with a metal shaft FakeNoose Jun 2025 #138

P*$$Y-Grabber won't want to get his orange mane wet. . . BigDemVoter Jun 2025 #23

Nit - its a straw yellow mane... the orange is the face paint, but they BOTH run in the rain (some say) (n/t) Moostache Jun 2025 #31

I wonder what that yak fuzz rug looks like wet & windblown? SheltieLover Jun 2025 #38

Well, at least in cloudy weather not fooled Jun 2025 #64

Moses Mike and Eloon need to be included in the handholding, for our own safety! lark Jun 2025 #39

The lord is speaking. mzmolly Jun 2025 #24

Isn't it funny how the RE fundies will claim it's Gods will robbob Jun 2025 #54

Right?! mzmolly Jun 2025 #57

Damn Democrats! moose65 Jun 2025 #25

Im sure the harpy odins folly Jun 2025 #72

I will be praying hard the next two days for the wrath of God to strike him down on 6/14 and ruin kimbutgar Jun 2025 #26

I am an atheist, but I send negative vibes and wishes for his imminent demise DAILY...just in case. Moostache Jun 2025 #32

Canceled or postponed? Ocelot II Jun 2025 #27

I Don't Mind Protesting In the Rain Deep State Witch Jun 2025 #29

Mother Nature bringing the karma Deminpenn Jun 2025 #33

I cannot see TFG cancelling bigworld Jun 2025 #35

Nope, he will not appear in t he rain - never has and never will becuse his ego is too fragile. lark Jun 2025 #42

In this instance it sounds like a plan..MAGA and metal stands...hmmmm. travelingthrulife Jun 2025 #47

Lightning. rzemanfl Jun 2025 #51

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! bucolic_frolic Jun 2025 #34

Well then... SheltieLover Jun 2025 #37

DJT IS A SNOWFLAKE! nt Exp Jun 2025 #41

Here we go again with his idea to build a dome over the US, except for California, and Taylor Swift. twodogsbarking Jun 2025 #43

I think they should definietly not cancel ToxMarz Jun 2025 #44

We all know the Convicted Felon's biggest weakness: CapnSteve Jun 2025 #45

Trump would never show up in a thunderstorm. It might blow the guinea pig off travelingthrulife Jun 2025 #46

It's a Guinea pig? ChazInAz Jun 2025 #63

Maybe God will smite him. Blue Full Moon Jun 2025 #48

*sad trombone noises* sakabatou Jun 2025 #49

Here ya go..... magicarpet Jun 2025 #105

Can't he just move the storm with a sharpie? Torchlight Jun 2025 #50

Wow! Cool! I remember when the flags in DC were at half-staff for President Carter's funeral OMGWTF Jun 2025 #52

I've got an idea. Gary 50 Jun 2025 #53

Or perhaps lack of a crowd has him rethinking this. I don't care. nt babylonsister Jun 2025 #55

It's the east coast, where summer late afternoon t-storms are the norm, not the exception ms liberty Jun 2025 #56

This makes me smile LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2025 #58

Does this mean we will have to MuseRider Jun 2025 #59

Where will he move all that materiel to? stillcool Jun 2025 #61

I bet he'll want to ruin 4th of july Tree Lady Jun 2025 #135

He's afraid of rain Javaman Jun 2025 #60

Why can't he just get out his magic sharpie Demobrat Jun 2025 #62

50 years of being an atheist and I find out there IS a God! generalbetrayus Jun 2025 #65

How jaded am I to think that Trump doesn't care... ananda Jun 2025 #66

SAD! Blue Owl Jun 2025 #67

if you know any fundies... Hieronymus Phact Jun 2025 #69

The parade is not Codifer Jun 2025 #70

Yes - fascist dictator porn ArizonaLib Jun 2025 #128

Just celebrate D00ver66 Jun 2025 #71

It's a Soviet parade. Call it for what it's based on. JHB Jun 2025 #75

Trump WHouse is a cesspool of racist assholes IrishBubbaLiberal Jun 2025 #77

*a sbuffo* deflated. In Behavior and Physical Appearance. sprinkleeninow Jun 2025 #79

Who has their finger on the Jewish Space Lasers? mercuryblues Jun 2025 #81

Soros. rubbersole Jun 2025 #97

Higher powers are sending a message IronLionZion Jun 2025 #83

Trump will order the army to attack the approaching front. LudwigPastorius Jun 2025 #84

I.O.W.s nobody is coming. And that is with them paying people to do so. Botany Jun 2025 #86

Aaawwww that's too bad. Still they incurred all those unnecessary mobilization costs surfered Jun 2025 #87

TACO 🌮 live love laugh Jun 2025 #90

Trump couldn't care less if people were put in danger by lightning strikes Wiz Imp Jun 2025 #96

This is normal weather for Virginia MadameButterfly Jun 2025 #98

It's too cold. It's too wet. Wah! LuvLoogie Jun 2025 #99

Oh please, oh please mcar Jun 2025 #100

Looks like TACO is looking for an exit strategy. flashman13 Jun 2025 #102

He should just move it into the Capitol rotunda like his "inauguration". rubbersole Jun 2025 #104

Bone spurs acting up ? C_U_L8R Jun 2025 #106

Maybe they shouldn't be defunding the NWS and fucking FEMA, then...because there's going to be a lot more extreme and Karasu Jun 2025 #110

Reminiscent of TSF not wanting to get his hair wet at Sneederbunk Jun 2025 #111

This Is Joe Biden's Doing RobinA Jun 2025 #112

oh that's bdamomma Jun 2025 #114

Awww, is the precious snowflake afraid of getting wet? Hekate Jun 2025 #116

That would be nice. Or, even worse for Trump, don't cancel and suffer deaths and injuries to lighting strikes. Martin68 Jun 2025 #118

Seriously? Brainfodder Jun 2025 #120

The National Weather Service is now predicting an 85% chance of rain and thunderstorms during Trump's Vanity Parade LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2025 #126

Parade bromeando Jun 2025 #129

Why doesn't he change the weather with his Sharpie? Answer that FOX Newts. twodogsbarking Jun 2025 #130

A well placed lightning strike would send a message, wouldn't it? Oopsie Daisy Jun 2025 #131

Praying to the Rain Gods 🙏🏼⛈️ Clouds Passing Jun 2025 #132

Hand him a USA Flag on a long METAL Pole to wave around. electric_blue68 Jun 2025 #133

Is it possible for lightening to hit the ground and then jump up a catheter line? Midnight Writer Jun 2025 #134

Rain chances is up to 90% LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2025 #139

Not according to the NWS onenote Jun 2025 #142

Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please - let it be so. 3catwoman3 Jun 2025 #143

felon under a cloud Marthe48 Jun 2025 #144

His makeup would run and his toupee would get all stringy AllyCat Jun 2025 #145

Please, God wryter2000 Jun 2025 #146

The astronaut from space ? rickford66 Jun 2025 #147