I'm thinking he'll just leave those troops in DC though.

I posted this a few days ago. Didn't think it would come from the North! ...

homegirl
a day ago

RE: WASHINGTON, D.C. 6/14/2025: The Coven has cast the spell! Remnants of mid West tornado arrive in D.C. at the beginning of the spectacle---RAIN, THUNDER, WIND AND LIGHTNING! An enormous bolt of charged electricity strikes Donald J. Trump-He Is Instantly Incinerated! A small heap of ashes, blown away by the very last gust of wind from the tornado! And a small final downpour washes the ashes into the street.

WOW! I don't drink and I don't do drugs BUT I do have a vivid, retaliatory imagination going full time!

No a weather person but I hope it csme from Greenland before collecting momentum in Canada.

Have the Sherman tanks crash through the walls of the West Wing while the DICKtator is seated at the Resolution desk in the Oval Office.

Then have the tanks, marching bands, and army guys marching in formation all through the West Wing and then crash through the opposite wall, while singing Happy Birthday at the top of their lungs.

Any damages to the White House - just add it to the trDUMP personal reimbursement accounts as Birthday Party expenses.

The fear of divine retribution via lightning is clearly on someone's mind.

" It will depend on the president, too, when he’s available.” Wet muskrats don't look good on TV.

That hairstyle has always looked ridiculous,and it hasn't aged well.

He looks like a clown.

He's not worried about any danger to the crowd. He's worried about crowd size and the fact that Leo is going to have a BIGGER crowd.

Seat fillers needed for DC parade.
Compensation: Flat Fee of $1,000, paid in cryptocurrency - Provided by FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT LLC

Seat Fillers Needed - June 14th - Constitution Avenue - DC
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/d/washington-seat-fillers-needed-june/7857143452.html

"T-Mellon Events is looking for seat fillers and extras to provide their time for space maximization and attendance perception for an event taking place in Washington DC on June 14th. Extras and Seat fillers will check in on the morning of June 14th at 9:00 a.m.
Extras are required to wear Red, White and Blue clothing and will be provided a RED hat to wear. GOLD accessories are acceptable as well. The team will advise the extras where to stand or sit according to the line of sight from a VIP viewing platform area.
Extras and Seat fillers will be paid a flat daily fee and will be provided a lunch of fast food and soda.
We encourage people of color and ethnic groups to sign up for maximum perception control and these individuals will be prominently displayed on the televised broadcast and local viewing screens to be seen by the VIP platform."

Ne wants people who LOOK like immigrants to stand near him so the TV cameras can show the world how open minded he is when it comes to supporting diverse ethnicities. Suuuuuuuuure, everyone all ready knows he does this BS all the time.

I just found mine, yesterday. I have been hunting all over the house for it.

I think it needs a few more pins.

Or a Lightning rod?

Do they make cajun blackened Cheetos?

Flattening everything in its path.

Ya never know....

So Hair Furor will cancel his ego boosting extravaganza if he doesn’t like the weather?

Much as I would like to see the whole thing flop, I can see the spin of “How disappointing for the country “
instead of “this was a huge expensive fiasco to begin with and it cost even more to cancel “.

Plus, if Fatass45 is denied his better-than-Kim-Jong-Un display of puffery, he will want to do it again!

The parade might be off, but there are other uses a dictator might have for a military garrison operating in the Capitol.

I think we should inundate the IRS, trump, and everyone else with boxes full of "not with my tax dollars!" notes.

according to the national weather service 3 day surface charts ,,, the weather looks nasty for the next 3 days including for dc.
https://www.wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/national_forecast/natfcst.php?day=3

I hope a lightning bolt finds its mark.

r/fuckyouinparticular (not you, poster, obviously)

Karma coming back to bite Dementia Donald in the ass!

Nobody rains on Trump's Parade!

Why wouldn't he be available?THIS IS WHAT HE WANTED!!!

This may be a great opportunity! Give the Orange Idiot a long metal rod...tell him it's a magic wand and to point it straight up in the air! He should be holding Vance's hand while he does this!

Tell him it would be good for his 'brand' to wave around a nine iron during the parade. The guy looked at the sun during an eclipse, he'll go for it.

With your longest driver!

his bald dome wouldn't be shiny and hence more visible under the wet straggly combover. Go for it, red don! Defy the weather!

What a wonderful sight that would be - if only in my imagination.

Any time a natural disaster strikes a blue area, but don’t consider something like this a sign?

Here they go again, controlling the weather by conjuring up thunderstorms to interrupt Savior Trump's parade.

How sad. Bigly!

From Georgia will be spewing that shit any time now

His orange Hitler ridiculous parade. A nice thunderbolt of lighting and rain hitting him and the other cretins in his administrations sitting in the grandstand near him. I hope Miller and Vance are sitting real close to him.


I can wish and dream can’t I?

I figure that I WILL take up Pascal's Wager on this one...

Even if it's just postponed, it wouldn't be on Himself's birthday. Aww.

:sad trombone:

I do mind getting struck by lightning.

The Army spokesman is correct that the danger is lightening. Lightening and metal viewing stands wouldn't mix well.

I've been at prep football games where if there is lightening in the vicinity, everyone is pulled off the field and out of the stands for at least 30 minutes. Same thing if this happens at a pro game.

In fact, the rain could work in his favor by being an easy way to explain away any low-numbering crowds.

He knows his candy cane bouffant would disappear and the hideous white head shown, which his ego wouldn't tolerate. If there's actually rainy, there's no krasnov.

Lightning could never hurt dear leader. He should stand out there with a long metal pole to prove it.

Wind. Even worse, wind with rain.

TACO

his head.

And all this time I thought it was a leucistic skunk!
Thanks for setting me sttaight.

Or an executive order fining storms if they come too close, or just call them names (admit it, his leadership style is perfectly fit for the feckless and buffoon alike).

and Stinky wanted them raised for his inauguration despite that it was still the official mourning period, but they were all frozen in place.

Let's postpone the parade until Trump dies. Then, on that joyous occasion, we can have the biggest celebration in the country's history with the whole world celebrating with us. We can call it "Liberation Day."

So he scheduled it for 6-630 PM, which is great if your only thought is to make the evening news, but really, on a Saturday? No one watches the news on Saturday. The fluff puppets will all talk about it Sunday, and they prolly won't be kind. Even if it does get rained out

Link to tweet

bring it all back in a few months and do it all again? Of course he will want that but #1 I hope by then everyone is on to him and there will be no Biggest Birthday Party for the Bestest Boy in the world and we will be waiting to watch him deal with some scary times ahead for him.

I wonder if he can even conceive how over him we all are. Anything short of never having to know anything bout him ever again or even life in a easy boy prison would be a crime but I would take almost anything if he was just shut up and never allowed out of anywhere. NOT Mar a Lardo, even that dump is too good for him.

a city near me?
oops....replied to you by mistake...mea culpa

in DC if they cancel.

Because it might melt him,”oh cruel world! Cruel cruel world!”

and send the storm out to sea?

if lightning strikes the crowd.

He might not want it to mess up his hair's nest
though.

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Tell them this is Gods opinion of trump.

the focus here.

The reality is that he has an ARMY with TANKS in Washington D.C.

The parade was just an excuse.

If I were an evil despot I would purge congress with these.

I hope that I am wrong. I hope it is just that all this crap has driven me fucking CRAZY.

That is the goal.

They should just do it anyway. Trump has been brought to us by god, certainly he will protect the orange jesus ? Citizens are expendable as are military to trump so why not? Maybe, just maybe god will actually show us what he thinks of this messiah. That would maybe open some eyes up.

After all, the marching orders come straight from the Kremlin.

“dangerous criminals” , or so Dictator Trump constantly spews to the nation…..

These are the ‘dangerous criminals’
that Trump is deporting….

- Yard maintenance workers,
- Seamstresses,
- Street Fruit vendors,
- College students, with Visas
- High school teenager volleyball team member,
- A sick 4-year old girl with cancer deported even though she is a U.S. citizen, her mom was not.
- Day workers, construction, standing at Home Depot hoping to work that day
- Farm workers picking crops in the fields
- A Mom of 3 US children, who has lived and worked in US for 35 years

Trump is nothing but a vile racist son of a bitch asshole
with his white-supremacy White House advisor Stephen Miller, an avowed radical racist.

Come on, fess up.

He controls everything. Since forever. Everything bad that happens anywhere. Hannity sez so...

After meeting JD Vance, the last pope had to go straight to God to deal with this tremendous evil. Now God is raining on Trump's parade. It's Biblical. God sent a plague during his last presidency.

...maybe nuke it for good measure.

Just like mad Caligula ordering the sea be held back.

Is it a sign from God?

I'm sure Trump is insisting that the parade happen no matter the weather. But there must be a few people in the White House who are trying to convince him to change his mind - that a parade in the middle of a massive thunderstorm would not be a good look for him. We'll see if they succeed. My money is on the parade happening regardless of the weather.

in the summer. Late in the day thunder storms arrive more often than not. How could they have planned an event this expensive on the gamble it wouldn't happen?

Besides all the other reasons it shouldn' thave happened.

What a little baby.

That way he wouldn't have to pay all the Craigslist hired attendees. A win-win!

Chi chi chicken Taco never fails to quit.

frequent weather phenomena where that came from.

a French military cemetery.

Didn't they accuse him of causing Hurricane Helene? Well, he's at it again. Glad he's on our side.

great, lightning is predicted??? is the lightning going to spoil his golf day at Mar La Loco???? if his NK parade is called off.