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60. Will this story have the same legs as "Hunter's Laptop"?😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant [View all] mac56 Monday OP

Who carries $3K around in cash? Ocelot II Monday #1

My first thought too. LoisB Monday #4

Who carries that much cash? Stryst Monday #10

Well Traildogbob Monday #43

I don't know lonely bird Monday #17

. johnnyfins Monday #40

Speaking of meth, here's something from Cosplay Barbie's PSA campaign RazorbackExpat Monday #73

More -- that bag probably had her cell phone -- another security leak Ponietz Monday #22

I always carry a few thousand dollar bills to light my cigars. :-) Wonder Why Monday #27

Drug dealers, crooks who conduct all cash transactions IronLionZion Monday #30

Same thought sakabatou Monday #33

Maybe Musk cancelled her Gubmint credit card too. ToxMarz Monday #42

For vacations DetroitLegalBeagle Monday #50

The Secretary of DHS was not on vacation in Las Vegas. Ocelot II Monday #55

LOL Kali Monday #2

That seems to be a lot of cash to carry around. delisen Monday #3

I hope they got her phone(s) RockCreek Monday #5

That is a whole lot of Cash to be carrying around IMHO. riversedge Monday #6

Sorry about that, dog-killer lady. Aristus Monday #7

There was a movie like this. Baitball Blogger Monday #8

The thief got away with Noem's driver's license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, bla riversedge Monday #9

or just returned Marthe48 Monday #11

Sick druggie fascist bitch needs medication just like Adolf and Hermann needed medication Ponietz Monday #23

She needs painkillers for all of that shit she's done to her FAISH!!! wolfie001 Monday #45

Wanna bet there was a gun in her bag too? markodochartaigh Monday #51

Somehow, knowing the Department of Homeland Security head having her valuables stolen Midnight Writer Monday #12

I am definitely not condoning theft, but I can't help seeing humor in the fact that wnylib Monday #39

I'm with you angryxyouth Monday #61

Oops, how clumsy of me JoseBalow Monday #64

The Secret Service has really gone down hill. Jacson6 Monday #13

Wonder what kind of bag it was. My guess is Hermes Birkin. Goes with that $50,000 Rolex. Vinca Monday #14

I hope she's panicking her ass off. 50 Shades Of Blue Monday #15

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. n/t SpankMe Monday #16

guy?. niyad Monday #25

All insults are welcome! wolfie001 Monday #48

And her stash? Kid Berwyn Monday #18

Stupid cosplay Barbie! Guess it's hard to keep up with all the props of wealth, especially for her. lark Monday #19

Okay, am I the only one having a problem believing this story, at least niyad Monday #20

This. Logic is a dangerous investigative tool that unleashes a waft of reason. bucolic_frolic Monday #38

I know. My purse is never out of my sight and always close to or on my body ... Hekate Monday #63

False flag? nt drmeow Monday #67

Oopsie! MorbidButterflyTat Monday #75

Maybe the whole table was on their third or fourth drink Walleye Monday #78

Can't keep track of a handbag...but you put her in charge of Ntl security...great move donnie dip shit! PortTack Monday #21

tots and pears GoneOffShore Monday #24

Lip money jayschool2013 Monday #26

I spit out my iced tea at your comment, jayschool2013! Diamond_Dog Monday #57

Secure Your Purse! Deep State Witch Monday #28

Carrying that much cash around is unnecessary and stupid. milestogo Monday #29

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha🤣 sheshe2 Monday #31

Great point. Traildogbob Monday #37

Somebody must have known she was carrying that much cash IronLionZion Monday #32

Well NoRethugFriends Monday #34

mac56....... Upthevibe Monday #35

The guy got past her ss detail? louis-t Monday #36

When they nab the perp he'll turn out to be an immigrant MS-13 member, right? Ocelot II Monday #46

Also trans, cross dresser, woke.... louis-t Tuesday #84

Remember Davy Crocket Traildogbob Monday #41

This message was self-deleted by its author LudwigPastorius Monday #44

I hope he spends it well wolfie001 Monday #47

One of my Facebook friends EuterpeThelo Monday #49

So the next immigrant found in DC with a lot of money in their pocket is going to get railroaded, right? ck4829 Monday #52

I'm sorry. But what does that say about the acumen of the group? hamsterjill Monday #53

They have the nerve to show their faces in public? tonekat Monday #54

I've been told repeatedly Retrograde Monday #56

Grifter cash. Passages Monday #58

Thanks for the news. My world is a little bit brighter. 3Hotdogs Monday #59

Will this story have the same legs as "Hunter's Laptop"?😂😂😂😂😂😂 W T F Monday #60

Someone in her secret service detail is going to find himself in a ditch next to a dog. (n/t) thesquanderer Monday #62

"Sleeps with the dogs." John1956PA Monday #76

Well....apparently the Secretary of Homeland Security sdfernando Monday #65

In a restaurant, huh? Having a few dogs with her friends, was she? taxi Monday #66

Who carries that much cash? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Monday #68

What about her credit/debit cards? lanlady Monday #69

Sarah Posner: why did the Secret Service let someone get so close to Noem to steal the bag at her feet. Dennis Donovan Monday #70

Maybe she doesn't believe in Banks? My uncle was like that, somehow seemed to love hauling out a big thick wad SWBTATTReg Monday #71

Yeah, that's probably it. MorbidButterflyTat Monday #81

It would have been so cute to see the camera show a dog pick up the bag and high-tail it out of the restaurant. Scalded Nun Monday #72

Did she really have that much cash, or was it something to tell the insurance company? MurrayDelph Monday #74

Virtually impossible to file a claim on lost cash... CincyDem Monday #80

The other option is that it was MurrayDelph Monday #82

I think I figured it out. She was going to meet this guy and buy some drugs. But he decided just to take the purse. Walleye Monday #77

Where was she when her purse got "stolen"? MorbidButterflyTat Monday #79

These are the most stupid, incompetent fascists in history. Far too stupid to even be ELIGIBLE to run for office. Karasu Tuesday #83