Not that it's OK to steal anybody's purse, but why on earth did she have that much cash with her in the first place? And the purse contained her makeup bag as well, probably took up most of the space in the purse.

Drug dealers, gun runners, pimps...

Unless you are buying a used car, there's no good reason.

Everyone on Putin’s payroll. So most of Congress, Senate, and the whole fucking cabinet. Spare change. They need that much to tip the commoners that serve them. A very generous cult.

How much does Meth cost these days?🤪😁

and don't want a paper trail of bank records

My wife and I have taken that much and more on trips to Las Vegas(prior to getting a casino host, now we wire some over). 10k in 100s is only about 1/2 inch thick surprisingly.

Day to day, I keep maybe 150-200. Which usually gets carried for months since I use my card for basically everything. I don't think my wife keeps cash on her at all now.

Carrying large amounts of cash in your handbag and leaving it where it can be snatched by some rando is seriously stupid. Not to mention that the purse also contained her house key, her credit cards, her DHS badge and her passport.

Fucking perfect. This clown show.

My rich friends carry less cash than my poor friends.

And know what to do with it (them).

You should go back to Dakota, where they don't have crime.

Try not to kill any dogs on the way home...

No Way Out. 🍿

typical items if you were going to leave the country.


..........The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash.

from somewhere

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Fucking scum can’t look in the mirror unless she’s high.

n/t

in a DC restaurant doesn't make me feel very secure.

the person who is in charge of security for the US can't keep her purse secure in a restaurant.

I’m hoping that everyone of those f**kers get spit and feces in their food every time they eat out.

I'm all thumbs today!

They must have a hard time recruiting competent people.

At least por moi

She probably could use a few tokes about now.

as it is currently presented??? puppykiller is at a restaurant with her (no doubt) VERY expensive purse, with her scurity team somewhere nearby (at least one would think so), and yet, some complete stranger, complete with mask, walks up, grabs her purse, and makes it out of the restaurant without getting apprehended??? I call BS.

My purse, which is NOT expensive, and does NOT contain 3k in cash, is never out of my sight. Depending on the setting, it is either beside me, or at my feet. I never hang my purse on the back of a chair.

It could possibly have some trolling from the inside connotations.

Given her stupidly extravagant wristwatch, her purse is probably the kind of thing women buy an extra airplane seat for so it won’t get scuffed. Hermes?

And then there’s the Secret Service detail.

"The thousands of classified documents were in my purse that got stolen! Darn!"

Can you imagine if this had happened to a Democratic official?! The earth would stop rotating with the force of the faux outrage.

I think her collagen dealer accepts only cash.

You can tell she's not from a city. Any woman who has spent any time in a big city knows to secure their purse when at a restaurant!

The Head of the Department of Homeland Security can't even secure her own handbag!? And she is suppose to protect our homeland?! Is it bad of me to hope her 60K watch was in there too?

Probably a gun in there.

It's all super suspicious consider she has guns and security and it happened in front of lots of people.

Either way, I feel super safe in the US under her leadership.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! The Irony!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why would she have $3,000 cash on her?

And managed to steal her purse and get away?

Who else do they hate this week?

And his coon hat? Or was it Boone? So can we get a meme of her with the gun pointed at ICE agent with her Dog Skin Hat?
No Golden retriever. Too hard to not mistake her for Rump, with that kind of hair and that much makeup.
Except she must be 6’5” tall compared to his 6’2” at a sleek 224 pounds.

Ha ha, christo-fascist dog-killer.

started a hilarious thread on guessing what else was in her purse. Her remark was "Gorilla Glue Eyelash Adhesive."

This was my contribution:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1358286625/donald-trump-butt-plug-desk-office

The replies had been comedy gold but, unfortunately, I just looked so I could import some of them here, but she seems to have deleted the thread.

So, what say you, DU? What else do you think the thieves might have made off with?

I mean, she has Secret Service agents protecting her? She's a gun nut herself?

Someone just walks in and casually steals her bag?

I'd be embarrassed to admit it.

In DC restaurants?

by every Republican regime from Reagan onwards that the only people who carry that amount of cash are involved in drug deals, so this inquiring mind wants to know what she was doing with that much cash. And how can she control our borders if she can't control a simple thing like a purse.

Just like the rest of them, always looting.

has failed to keep the homeland secure.

And the money? She wanted to place a $3,000 wag-er on a dog to show.

Is she trying to make a deal? That's what Bitcoin is for.

The article didn't mention any being stolen. Maybe an oversight, or people just assume they must have been in her wallet with the cash.

To be generous, perhaps folks from N Dakota aren't used to life in a big city and do things that East/West Coasters wouldn't dream of doing like carrying around large amounts of cash?

I wonder if the thief knew who he was stealing from.

of cash out of his pocket. Even my dad too, would flash it around. Me and my other half would tell my dad to put all of that cash away, don't flash it around. They grew up during the depression, didn't seem to believe in banks.

"Oh, and because it was Easter, I was carrying my Faberge egg with me, too."

…you better have a bank withdrawal receipt time stamped in the last 10 minutes to get an insurance company to cover lost cash. She’d have a lot more grifting luck claiming that watch was in there


And the guy who did it, I’m sure he had no idea what kind of haul he was going to get. It’s a cheap n cheesy burgers and bar food place with faux wood plastic chairs and red lobster like booths. I’d guess is during any given lunch, you could rob everyone in the place and not come up with 3k.

So…in my best Gomer Pyle voice…”surprise, surprise”.

her office's supply of petty cash.

Unless she just very stupidly flashed that cash in public. Also, I wonder how much she paid for her handbag

In the restroom with one of the Secret Service guys? Hm?

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