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29. Carrying that much cash around is unnecessary and stupid.

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Mon Apr 21, 2025, 12:44 PM

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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant [View all] mac56 Apr 21 OP

Who carries $3K around in cash? Ocelot II Apr 21 #1

My first thought too. LoisB Apr 21 #4

Who carries that much cash? Stryst Apr 21 #10

Well Traildogbob Apr 21 #43

I don't know lonely bird Apr 21 #17

. johnnyfins Apr 21 #40

Speaking of meth, here's something from Cosplay Barbie's PSA campaign RazorbackExpat Apr 21 #73

More -- that bag probably had her cell phone -- another security leak Ponietz Apr 21 #22

I always carry a few thousand dollar bills to light my cigars. :-) Wonder Why Apr 21 #27

Drug dealers, crooks who conduct all cash transactions IronLionZion Apr 21 #30

Same thought sakabatou Apr 21 #33

Maybe Musk cancelled her Gubmint credit card too. ToxMarz Apr 21 #42

For vacations DetroitLegalBeagle Apr 21 #50

The Secretary of DHS was not on vacation in Las Vegas. Ocelot II Apr 21 #55

LOL Kali Apr 21 #2

That seems to be a lot of cash to carry around. delisen Apr 21 #3

I hope they got her phone(s) RockCreek Apr 21 #5

That is a whole lot of Cash to be carrying around IMHO. riversedge Apr 21 #6

Sorry about that, dog-killer lady. Aristus Apr 21 #7

There was a movie like this. Baitball Blogger Apr 21 #8

The thief got away with Noem's driver's license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, bla riversedge Apr 21 #9

or just returned Marthe48 Apr 21 #11

Sick druggie fascist bitch needs medication just like Adolf and Hermann needed medication Ponietz Apr 21 #23

She needs painkillers for all of that shit she's done to her FAISH!!! wolfie001 Apr 21 #45

Wanna bet there was a gun in her bag too? markodochartaigh Apr 21 #51

Somehow, knowing the Department of Homeland Security head having her valuables stolen Midnight Writer Apr 21 #12

I am definitely not condoning theft, but I can't help seeing humor in the fact that wnylib Apr 21 #39

I'm with you angryxyouth Apr 21 #61

Oops, how clumsy of me JoseBalow Apr 21 #64

The Secret Service has really gone down hill. Jacson6 Apr 21 #13

Wonder what kind of bag it was. My guess is Hermes Birkin. Goes with that $50,000 Rolex. Vinca Apr 21 #14

I hope she's panicking her ass off. 50 Shades Of Blue Apr 21 #15

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. n/t SpankMe Apr 21 #16

guy?. niyad Apr 21 #25

All insults are welcome! wolfie001 Apr 21 #48

And her stash? Kid Berwyn Apr 21 #18

Stupid cosplay Barbie! Guess it's hard to keep up with all the props of wealth, especially for her. lark Apr 21 #19

Okay, am I the only one having a problem believing this story, at least niyad Apr 21 #20

This. Logic is a dangerous investigative tool that unleashes a waft of reason. bucolic_frolic Apr 21 #38

I know. My purse is never out of my sight and always close to or on my body ... Hekate Apr 21 #63

False flag? nt drmeow Apr 21 #67

Oopsie! MorbidButterflyTat Apr 21 #75

Maybe the whole table was on their third or fourth drink Walleye Apr 21 #78

Can't keep track of a handbag...but you put her in charge of Ntl security...great move donnie dip shit! PortTack Apr 21 #21

tots and pears GoneOffShore Apr 21 #24

Lip money jayschool2013 Apr 21 #26

I spit out my iced tea at your comment, jayschool2013! Diamond_Dog Apr 21 #57

Secure Your Purse! Deep State Witch Apr 21 #28

Carrying that much cash around is unnecessary and stupid. milestogo Apr 21 #29

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha🤣 sheshe2 Apr 21 #31

Great point. Traildogbob Apr 21 #37

Somebody must have known she was carrying that much cash IronLionZion Apr 21 #32

Well NoRethugFriends Apr 21 #34

mac56....... Upthevibe Apr 21 #35

The guy got past her ss detail? louis-t Apr 21 #36

When they nab the perp he'll turn out to be an immigrant MS-13 member, right? Ocelot II Apr 21 #46

Also trans, cross dresser, woke.... louis-t Apr 22 #84

Remember Davy Crocket Traildogbob Apr 21 #41

This message was self-deleted by its author LudwigPastorius Apr 21 #44

I hope he spends it well wolfie001 Apr 21 #47

One of my Facebook friends EuterpeThelo Apr 21 #49

So the next immigrant found in DC with a lot of money in their pocket is going to get railroaded, right? ck4829 Apr 21 #52

I'm sorry. But what does that say about the acumen of the group? hamsterjill Apr 21 #53

They have the nerve to show their faces in public? tonekat Apr 21 #54

I've been told repeatedly Retrograde Apr 21 #56

Grifter cash. Passages Apr 21 #58

Thanks for the news. My world is a little bit brighter. 3Hotdogs Apr 21 #59

Will this story have the same legs as "Hunter's Laptop"?😂😂😂😂😂😂 W T F Apr 21 #60

Someone in her secret service detail is going to find himself in a ditch next to a dog. (n/t) thesquanderer Apr 21 #62

"Sleeps with the dogs." John1956PA Apr 21 #76

Well....apparently the Secretary of Homeland Security sdfernando Apr 21 #65

In a restaurant, huh? Having a few dogs with her friends, was she? taxi Apr 21 #66

Who carries that much cash? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 21 #68

What about her credit/debit cards? lanlady Apr 21 #69

Sarah Posner: why did the Secret Service let someone get so close to Noem to steal the bag at her feet. Dennis Donovan Apr 21 #70

Maybe she doesn't believe in Banks? My uncle was like that, somehow seemed to love hauling out a big thick wad SWBTATTReg Apr 21 #71

Yeah, that's probably it. MorbidButterflyTat Apr 21 #81

It would have been so cute to see the camera show a dog pick up the bag and high-tail it out of the restaurant. Scalded Nun Apr 21 #72

Did she really have that much cash, or was it something to tell the insurance company? MurrayDelph Apr 21 #74

Virtually impossible to file a claim on lost cash... CincyDem Apr 21 #80

The other option is that it was MurrayDelph Apr 21 #82

I think I figured it out. She was going to meet this guy and buy some drugs. But he decided just to take the purse. Walleye Apr 21 #77

Where was she when her purse got "stolen"? MorbidButterflyTat Apr 21 #79

These are the most stupid, incompetent fascists in history. Far too stupid to even be ELIGIBLE to run for office. Karasu Apr 22 #83