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Zorro

(18,204 posts) Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:12 AM Nov 12

Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him [View all]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that tests the limits of presidential power, on Wednesday Donald J. Trump ordered ICE agents to arrest the 67,000 football fans who booed him at Sunday’s Washington Commanders game.

“This should never be allowed to happen in this country,” Trump said, adding that the booing fans “were paid by Soros.”

Justifying his use of immigration agents, Trump accused all those who booed him of being in a Venezuelan drug cartel.

Elaborating on his claim, Trump said, “Despite our successful air strikes off the coast of Venezuela, somehow 67,000 of these criminals got through.”

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-orders-ice-to-arrest-67000

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Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him [View all] Zorro Nov 12 OP

The sad thing is that I have to check to make sure it's satire, MarineCombatEngineer Nov 12 #1

I did the same thing. sheshe2 Nov 12 #8

Me too. LAS14 Nov 12 #9

Fuck him. Moostache Nov 12 #2

Very clever. efhmc Nov 12 #3

Maybe they weren't booing him? imanamerican63 Nov 12 #4

Well, it at least SOUNDS like it's something he'd do sakabatou Nov 12 #5

Today's satire is tomorrow's featured news at the top of the hour Torchlight Nov 12 #6

I had to check if it was Boriwitz or The Onion MustLoveBeagles Nov 12 #7

Same here PatSeg Nov 12 #10

It sure is MustLoveBeagles Nov 12 #17

Right, how do you think 300 Million people got the drugs for their overdoses last year? ChicagoTeamster Nov 12 #11

LOL.... it took me two beats to realize it was a joke. ashredux Nov 12 #12

The paid by Soros thing is sooo accurate. progressoid Nov 12 #13

Not too far from the truth IronLionZion Nov 12 #14

I knew it was satire, but checked anyway Ohioboy Nov 12 #15

I HAD TO CHECK THE LINK!!! niyad Nov 12 #16