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Zorro

(18,196 posts) Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:12 AM Nov 12

Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that tests the limits of presidential power, on Wednesday Donald J. Trump ordered ICE agents to arrest the 67,000 football fans who booed him at Sunday’s Washington Commanders game.

“This should never be allowed to happen in this country,” Trump said, adding that the booing fans “were paid by Soros.”

Justifying his use of immigration agents, Trump accused all those who booed him of being in a Venezuelan drug cartel.

Elaborating on his claim, Trump said, “Despite our successful air strikes off the coast of Venezuela, somehow 67,000 of these criminals got through.”

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-orders-ice-to-arrest-67000

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Trump Orders ICE to Arrest 67,000 NFL Fans Who Booed Him (Original Post) Zorro Nov 12 OP

The sad thing is that I have to check to make sure it's satire, MarineCombatEngineer Nov 12 #1

I did the same thing. sheshe2 Nov 12 #8

Me too. LAS14 Nov 12 #9

Fuck him. Moostache Nov 12 #2

Very clever. efhmc Nov 12 #3

Maybe they weren't booing him? imanamerican63 Nov 12 #4

Well, it at least SOUNDS like it's something he'd do sakabatou Nov 12 #5

Today's satire is tomorrow's featured news at the top of the hour Torchlight Nov 12 #6

I had to check if it was Boriwitz or The Onion MustLoveBeagles Nov 12 #7

Same here PatSeg Nov 12 #10

It sure is MustLoveBeagles Nov 12 #17

Right, how do you think 300 Million people got the drugs for their overdoses last year? ChicagoTeamster Nov 12 #11

LOL.... it took me two beats to realize it was a joke. ashredux Nov 12 #12

The paid by Soros thing is sooo accurate. progressoid Nov 12 #13

Not too far from the truth IronLionZion Nov 12 #14

I knew it was satire, but checked anyway Ohioboy Nov 12 #15

I HAD TO CHECK THE LINK!!! niyad Nov 12 #16

MarineCombatEngineer

(16,951 posts)

1. The sad thing is that I have to check to make sure it's satire,

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:19 AM

Nov 12

because I wouldn't put it past him to do this.

sheshe2

(94,954 posts)

8. I did the same thing.

Reply to MarineCombatEngineer (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:36 AM

Nov 12

I saw the title and I said WTF!!! Then opened the thread to see it was satire. Until I did, I honestly believed it as true.

PS We should not give him any new ideas!

LAS14

(15,427 posts)

9. Me too.

Reply to MarineCombatEngineer (Reply #1)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:39 AM

Nov 12

Moostache

(10,929 posts)

2. Fuck him.

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:19 AM

Nov 12

Seriously. Fuck him hard.

Release the Trumpstein files.
Epstein.
Trump.
Guilty.
Period.

efhmc

(15,958 posts)

3. Very clever.

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:21 AM

Nov 12

imanamerican63

(15,705 posts)

4. Maybe they weren't booing him?

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:22 AM

Nov 12

Maybe they were booing Hegseth who standing next to Trump?

What a pitiful petty prick of a man?

sakabatou

(45,537 posts)

5. Well, it at least SOUNDS like it's something he'd do

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:24 AM

Nov 12

Torchlight

(6,152 posts)

6. Today's satire is tomorrow's featured news at the top of the hour

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:28 AM

Nov 12

Our boy's mind is so simple he thinks magnets are unknown and looks straight into an eclipse. There's not much I expect he doesn't *want* to do in his attempt to bankrupt the nation into fascism.

MustLoveBeagles

(13,886 posts)

7. I had to check if it was Boriwitz or The Onion

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Wed Nov 12, 2025, 11:34 AM

Nov 12

PatSeg

(51,525 posts)

10. Same here

Reply to MustLoveBeagles (Reply #7)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:04 PM

Nov 12

Isn't that really scary?

MustLoveBeagles

(13,886 posts)

17. It sure is

Reply to PatSeg (Reply #10)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:37 PM

Nov 12

ChicagoTeamster

(213 posts)

11. Right, how do you think 300 Million people got the drugs for their overdoses last year?

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:05 PM

Nov 12

ashredux

(2,814 posts)

12. LOL.... it took me two beats to realize it was a joke.

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:21 PM

Nov 12

progressoid

(52,373 posts)

13. The paid by Soros thing is sooo accurate.

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:22 PM

Nov 12

They really love that lie.

IronLionZion

(50,414 posts)

14. Not too far from the truth

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:23 PM

Nov 12

considering their reaction to social media posts about deceased MAGA personalities. Sharing a MAGA person's own words and recordings is a crime these days.

Ohioboy

(3,837 posts)

15. I knew it was satire, but checked anyway

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:30 PM

Nov 12

You never know these days.

niyad

(128,648 posts)

16. I HAD TO CHECK THE LINK!!!

Reply to Zorro (Original post)

Wed Nov 12, 2025, 01:31 PM

Nov 12

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That is how FUCKING INSANE the insecure, hate-filled little prick is. Reading about him suing all the makers and sellers of anti-him merchandise yesterday showed clearly just how fucking out of control he and his goons are. I put NOTHING past them.

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