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OldBaldy1701E

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21. Meh, I am not impressed, Director.

Reply to douglas9 (Original post)

Sun Jul 27, 2025, 09:01 AM

Jul 27

Now, if you would attach it to your... member...

THEN, I might be impressed.

The longer you leave it there, the more I will be impressed, sir.

(We should start using their toxic masculinity against them. Start egging them all on to do stupid things. If they don't, rag them mercilessly for it. All press. All mentions in media. "Director Kennedy would not put the lampreys on his pecker. I wonder why? Is there nothing there for the creature to attack to?" Pour that shit on!)

Attaching it to your eye would also be impressive, sir.

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Does he do this for attention? NJCher Jul 27 #2

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It was a stunt. GoCubsGo Jul 27 #14

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At least he isn't going to get any common sense sucked out of him DFW Jul 27 #9

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not the Onion??? OMFG! LymphocyteLover Jul 27 #11

That's exactly what I was about to ask. OMG - this is crazy taken to a whole new level. Vinca Jul 27 #12

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Trying to appeal to the snake handling branch of the Evangelist's cult? rgbecker Jul 27 #16

Brain worm syndrome. Joinfortmill Jul 27 #18

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Meh, I am not impressed, Director. OldBaldy1701E Jul 27 #21

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Wierdo. oasis Jul 27 #24

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