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twodogsbarking

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7. Attacked by a herd of weasels who were pissed that he weasels out of everything.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 26, 2025, 08:16 AM

Jul 26

The next day there was orange poop everywhere.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jul 26 OP

Literally fell apart when he discovered... MiHale Jul 26 #1

I saw him on the news, walking down the staircase from Airforce one in Scotland. Omnipresent Jul 26 #2

Or one shove from malaria... SheltieLover Jul 26 #11

I admire your perseverance in this matter. Duncanpup Jul 26 #3

Welcome to the party, Dunc! SheltieLover Jul 26 #10

? What covered dish will you bring Shletie my friend. Duncanpup Jul 26 #42

Amen, brother! So am I. paleotn Jul 26 #14

Can't wait Duncanpup Jul 26 #49

No but he and his soon to be disbarred lawyers sure ar malaise Jul 26 #4

They are scrambling, aren't they? SheltieLover Jul 26 #13

It's beyond vulgar malaise Jul 26 #17

Hahaha! SheltieLover Jul 26 #19

👍 surfered Jul 26 #33

Nope Gimpyknee Jul 26 #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 26 #6

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Jul 26 #12

DU will crash on that joyful day when you pop malaise Jul 26 #18

The whole internet will! SheltieLover Jul 26 #27

ahhhhhhh, wonderful. niyad Jul 26 #34

Pop pop pop... SheltieLover Jul 26 #36

Today would be nice. niyad Jul 26 #32

Maybe not. We'll be too busy dancing in the street and drinking champagne Ocelot II Jul 26 #43

True malaise Jul 26 #44

Soon. We're all hoping you will soon surfered Jul 26 #35

Attacked by a herd of weasels who were pissed that he weasels out of everything. twodogsbarking Jul 26 #7

He's definitely a tosser. littlemissmartypants Jul 26 #8

Morning, Pants! SheltieLover Jul 26 #15

Morning, SL. 🌞 ❤️ littlemissmartypants Jul 26 #41

And a wanker surfered Jul 26 #37

Roger that! littlemissmartypants Jul 26 #39

Fatal shock from dose of reality? (Kudos, Scotland!) SheltieLover Jul 26 #9

Choked on an actual cane he mistook for sugar cane? Xavier Breath Jul 26 #16

"I just 'got hold' of his top secret medical records..." hlthe2b Jul 26 #20

Please release them nice doggie malaise Jul 26 #21

Love the smirk... SheltieLover Jul 26 #23

Another day of disappointment in the obituaries WestMichRad Jul 26 #22

The day is still young...one big mac away... SheltieLover Jul 26 #24

I had to look up "caber toss". Good one! We can only hope! LymphocyteLover Jul 26 #25

stroked out while watching himself being mocked on "South Park"? LymphocyteLover Jul 26 #26

The entire secret service decided to do their job with the same level of competence that BLOTUS does his. jls4561 Jul 26 #28

Today's hat CaptainTruth Jul 26 #29

Please tell us where we can buy one. surfered Jul 26 #31

We all know that Trump is always projecting, that every accusation is a confession. surfered Jul 26 #30

Oh, my! LOL hlthe2b Jul 26 #50

Hahaha! SheltieLover Jul 26 #52

Ding dong, the cankled witch is dead. Xavier Breath Jul 26 #53

No, he's dancing in Scotland with the Gordcanuck Jul 26 #38

No, he's dancing in Scotland with the Gordcanuck Jul 26 #40

Bitten in the desert by a venomous snake that looks like a small penis? Oopsie Daisy Jul 26 #45

Not yet, damn. republianmushroom Jul 26 #46

He is --- but his contract prevents Satan from carrying his soul away yet struggle4progress Jul 26 #47

Sadly, this creature still breathes. Joinfortmill Jul 26 #48

President Obama can kneecap the piece of shit, Eliot Rosewater Jul 26 #51