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Orrex

(65,645 posts)
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 07:00 AM Saturday

Is he dead yet?

Hanged himself while cameras were malfunctioning and guards were asleep during his meeting with Maxwell?

"Accidentally" crushed while watching a traditional caber toss?

Torn to shred by parents' groups because he's all over the Epstein files?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Saturday OP
Literally fell apart when he discovered... MiHale Saturday #1
I saw him on the news, walking down the staircase from Airforce one in Scotland. Omnipresent Saturday #2
Or one shove from malaria... SheltieLover Saturday #11
I admire your perseverance in this matter. Duncanpup Saturday #3
Welcome to the party, Dunc! SheltieLover Saturday #10
? What covered dish will you bring Shletie my friend. Duncanpup Saturday #42
Amen, brother! So am I. paleotn Saturday #14
Can't wait Duncanpup Saturday #49
No but he and his soon to be disbarred lawyers sure ar malaise Saturday #4
They are scrambling, aren't they? SheltieLover Saturday #13
It's beyond vulgar malaise Saturday #17
Hahaha! SheltieLover Saturday #19
👍 surfered Saturday #33
Nope Gimpyknee Saturday #5
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Saturday #6
👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Saturday #12
DU will crash on that joyful day when you pop malaise Saturday #18
The whole internet will! SheltieLover Saturday #27
ahhhhhhh, wonderful. niyad Saturday #34
Pop pop pop... SheltieLover Saturday #36
Today would be nice. niyad Saturday #32
Maybe not. We'll be too busy dancing in the street and drinking champagne Ocelot II Saturday #43
True malaise Saturday #44
Soon. We're all hoping you will soon surfered Saturday #35
Attacked by a herd of weasels who were pissed that he weasels out of everything. twodogsbarking Saturday #7
He's definitely a tosser. littlemissmartypants Saturday #8
Morning, Pants! SheltieLover Saturday #15
Morning, SL. 🌞 ❤️ littlemissmartypants Saturday #41
And a wanker surfered Saturday #37
Roger that! littlemissmartypants Saturday #39
Fatal shock from dose of reality? (Kudos, Scotland!) SheltieLover Saturday #9
Choked on an actual cane he mistook for sugar cane? Xavier Breath Saturday #16
"I just 'got hold' of his top secret medical records..." hlthe2b Saturday #20
Please release them nice doggie malaise Saturday #21
Love the smirk... SheltieLover Saturday #23
Another day of disappointment in the obituaries WestMichRad Saturday #22
The day is still young...one big mac away... SheltieLover Saturday #24
I had to look up "caber toss". Good one! We can only hope! LymphocyteLover Saturday #25
stroked out while watching himself being mocked on "South Park"? LymphocyteLover Saturday #26
The entire secret service decided to do their job with the same level of competence that BLOTUS does his. jls4561 Saturday #28
Today's hat CaptainTruth Saturday #29
Please tell us where we can buy one. surfered Saturday #31
We all know that Trump is always projecting, that every accusation is a confession. surfered Saturday #30
Oh, my! LOL hlthe2b Saturday #50
Hahaha! SheltieLover Saturday #52
Ding dong, the cankled witch is dead. Xavier Breath Saturday #53
No, he's dancing in Scotland with the Gordcanuck Saturday #38
No, he's dancing in Scotland with the Gordcanuck Saturday #40
Bitten in the desert by a venomous snake that looks like a small penis? Oopsie Daisy Saturday #45
Not yet, damn. republianmushroom Saturday #46
He is --- but his contract prevents Satan from carrying his soul away yet struggle4progress Saturday #47
Sadly, this creature still breathes. Joinfortmill Saturday #48
President Obama can kneecap the piece of shit, Eliot Rosewater Saturday #51

MiHale

(11,964 posts)
1. Literally fell apart when he discovered...
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 07:07 AM
Saturday

Blaming everything on Obama, Clinton and Biden is actually exercise…and you know the body can only exercise so much.
Just overdid it.

Omnipresent

(7,041 posts)
2. I saw him on the news, walking down the staircase from Airforce one in Scotland.
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 07:11 AM
Saturday

I’m thinking one bad step and all of our wishes come true.

Duncanpup

(14,924 posts)
3. I admire your perseverance in this matter.
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 07:46 AM
Saturday

We’re all waiting for the Big Beautiful Funeral.

malaise

(287,131 posts)
4. No but he and his soon to be disbarred lawyers sure ar
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 08:00 AM
Saturday

trying to separate him from his two convicted good friends in the pedophile and sex trafficking posse.

malaise

(287,131 posts)
17. It's beyond vulgar
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 08:34 AM
Saturday

The coverup is working as well as the combover without the cap.😀

niyad

(125,553 posts)
6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 08:05 AM
Saturday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream,

Ocelot II

(126,275 posts)
43. Maybe not. We'll be too busy dancing in the street and drinking champagne
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 10:21 AM
Saturday

Last edited Sat Jul 26, 2025, 11:42 AM - Edit history (1)

to sit in front of a keyboard. As soon as the announcement is made, I, for one, intend to get drunk and cavort and sing and dance until I drop. Only then will I crawl back into the house, open my laptop and express my overwhelming joy on DU. Or, maybe that's when it will crash - when everybody else also recovers from their hangovers well enough to write coherent sentences.

twodogsbarking

(14,618 posts)
7. Attacked by a herd of weasels who were pissed that he weasels out of everything.
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 08:16 AM
Saturday

The next day there was orange poop everywhere.

jls4561

(2,517 posts)
28. The entire secret service decided to do their job with the same level of competence that BLOTUS does his.
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 09:36 AM
Saturday

surfered

(8,169 posts)
30. We all know that Trump is always projecting, that every accusation is a confession.
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 09:40 AM
Saturday

We also know he called every investigation of him a witch hunt.

Well, there was this tornado in Kansas……

Gordcanuck

(121 posts)
38. No, he's dancing in Scotland with the
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 10:07 AM
Saturday

Devil in celebration over the sealed DOJ interview of Maxwell and his immanent pardon for her and “deportation” to merry old England (or France immune from extradition) and a hockey bag full of his Crypto junk.
So keep the bubbly on “ice” for now.

Gordcanuck

(121 posts)
40. No, he's dancing in Scotland with the
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 10:08 AM
Saturday

Devil in celebration over the sealed DOJ interview of Maxwell and his immanent pardon for her and “deportation” to merry old England (or France immune from extradition) and a hockey bag full of his Crypto junk.
So keep the bubbly on “ice” for now.

republianmushroom

(20,774 posts)
46. Not yet, damn.
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 11:49 AM
Saturday

Woke up to a lot of loud bangs last night, though maybe the celebration had begun, nope, just a thunder storm. What a disappointment. Oh, well, a day closer. Maybe to night.

struggle4progress

(123,874 posts)
47. He is --- but his contract prevents Satan from carrying his soul away yet
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 12:13 PM
Saturday

Last edited Sat Jul 26, 2025, 01:57 PM - Edit history (1)

Eliot Rosewater

(33,248 posts)
51. President Obama can kneecap the piece of shit,
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 06:15 PM
Saturday

This is in Keith Olbermann‘s suggestion and he could be joined by George W Bush and Bill Clinton, something drastic must happen right now. Or as Keith points out Democratic politicians are all going to prison and you and me to follow.

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