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Orrex

(66,074 posts) Sat Jul 26, 2025, 07:00 AM Jul 26

Is he dead yet?

Hanged himself while cameras were malfunctioning and guards were asleep during his meeting with Maxwell?

"Accidentally" crushed while watching a traditional caber toss?

Torn to shred by parents' groups because he's all over the Epstein files?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jul 26 OP
Literally fell apart when he discovered... MiHale Jul 26 #1
I saw him on the news, walking down the staircase from Airforce one in Scotland. Omnipresent Jul 26 #2
Or one shove from malaria... SheltieLover Jul 26 #11
I admire your perseverance in this matter. Duncanpup Jul 26 #3
Welcome to the party, Dunc! SheltieLover Jul 26 #10
? What covered dish will you bring Shletie my friend. Duncanpup Jul 26 #42
Amen, brother! So am I. paleotn Jul 26 #14
Can't wait Duncanpup Jul 26 #49
No but he and his soon to be disbarred lawyers sure ar malaise Jul 26 #4
They are scrambling, aren't they? SheltieLover Jul 26 #13
It's beyond vulgar malaise Jul 26 #17
Hahaha! SheltieLover Jul 26 #19
👍 surfered Jul 26 #33
Nope Gimpyknee Jul 26 #5
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 26 #6
👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Jul 26 #12
DU will crash on that joyful day when you pop malaise Jul 26 #18
The whole internet will! SheltieLover Jul 26 #27
ahhhhhhh, wonderful. niyad Jul 26 #34
Pop pop pop... SheltieLover Jul 26 #36
Today would be nice. niyad Jul 26 #32
Maybe not. We'll be too busy dancing in the street and drinking champagne Ocelot II Jul 26 #43
True malaise Jul 26 #44
Soon. We're all hoping you will soon surfered Jul 26 #35
Attacked by a herd of weasels who were pissed that he weasels out of everything. twodogsbarking Jul 26 #7
He's definitely a tosser. littlemissmartypants Jul 26 #8
Morning, Pants! SheltieLover Jul 26 #15
Morning, SL. 🌞 ❤️ littlemissmartypants Jul 26 #41
And a wanker surfered Jul 26 #37
Roger that! littlemissmartypants Jul 26 #39
Fatal shock from dose of reality? (Kudos, Scotland!) SheltieLover Jul 26 #9
Choked on an actual cane he mistook for sugar cane? Xavier Breath Jul 26 #16
"I just 'got hold' of his top secret medical records..." hlthe2b Jul 26 #20
Please release them nice doggie malaise Jul 26 #21
Love the smirk... SheltieLover Jul 26 #23
Another day of disappointment in the obituaries WestMichRad Jul 26 #22
The day is still young...one big mac away... SheltieLover Jul 26 #24
I had to look up "caber toss". Good one! We can only hope! LymphocyteLover Jul 26 #25
stroked out while watching himself being mocked on "South Park"? LymphocyteLover Jul 26 #26
The entire secret service decided to do their job with the same level of competence that BLOTUS does his. jls4561 Jul 26 #28
Today's hat CaptainTruth Jul 26 #29
Please tell us where we can buy one. surfered Jul 26 #31
We all know that Trump is always projecting, that every accusation is a confession. surfered Jul 26 #30
Oh, my! LOL hlthe2b Jul 26 #50
Hahaha! SheltieLover Jul 26 #52
Ding dong, the cankled witch is dead. Xavier Breath Jul 26 #53
No, he's dancing in Scotland with the Gordcanuck Jul 26 #38
No, he's dancing in Scotland with the Gordcanuck Jul 26 #40
Bitten in the desert by a venomous snake that looks like a small penis? Oopsie Daisy Jul 26 #45
Not yet, damn. republianmushroom Jul 26 #46
He is --- but his contract prevents Satan from carrying his soul away yet struggle4progress Jul 26 #47
Sadly, this creature still breathes. Joinfortmill Jul 26 #48
President Obama can kneecap the piece of shit, Eliot Rosewater Jul 26 #51

MiHale

(12,172 posts)
1. Literally fell apart when he discovered...
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 07:07 AM
Jul 26

Blaming everything on Obama, Clinton and Biden is actually exercise…and you know the body can only exercise so much.
Just overdid it.

Omnipresent

(7,216 posts)
2. I saw him on the news, walking down the staircase from Airforce one in Scotland.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 07:11 AM
Jul 26

I’m thinking one bad step and all of our wishes come true.

Duncanpup

(15,163 posts)
3. I admire your perseverance in this matter.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 07:46 AM
Jul 26

We’re all waiting for the Big Beautiful Funeral.

malaise

(289,431 posts)
4. No but he and his soon to be disbarred lawyers sure ar
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 08:00 AM
Jul 26

trying to separate him from his two convicted good friends in the pedophile and sex trafficking posse.

niyad

(127,462 posts)
6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 08:05 AM
Jul 26

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream,

Ocelot II

(127,406 posts)
43. Maybe not. We'll be too busy dancing in the street and drinking champagne
Reply to malaise (Reply #18)
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 10:21 AM
Jul 26

Last edited Sat Jul 26, 2025, 11:42 AM - Edit history (1)

to sit in front of a keyboard. As soon as the announcement is made, I, for one, intend to get drunk and cavort and sing and dance until I drop. Only then will I crawl back into the house, open my laptop and express my overwhelming joy on DU. Or, maybe that's when it will crash - when everybody else also recovers from their hangovers well enough to write coherent sentences.

twodogsbarking

(15,961 posts)
7. Attacked by a herd of weasels who were pissed that he weasels out of everything.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 08:16 AM
Jul 26

The next day there was orange poop everywhere.

jls4561

(2,724 posts)
28. The entire secret service decided to do their job with the same level of competence that BLOTUS does his.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 09:36 AM
Jul 26

surfered

(9,381 posts)
30. We all know that Trump is always projecting, that every accusation is a confession.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 09:40 AM
Jul 26

We also know he called every investigation of him a witch hunt.

Well, there was this tornado in Kansas……

Gordcanuck

(133 posts)
38. No, he's dancing in Scotland with the
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 10:07 AM
Jul 26

Devil in celebration over the sealed DOJ interview of Maxwell and his immanent pardon for her and “deportation” to merry old England (or France immune from extradition) and a hockey bag full of his Crypto junk.
So keep the bubbly on “ice” for now.

Gordcanuck

(133 posts)
40. No, he's dancing in Scotland with the
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 10:08 AM
Jul 26

Devil in celebration over the sealed DOJ interview of Maxwell and his immanent pardon for her and “deportation” to merry old England (or France immune from extradition) and a hockey bag full of his Crypto junk.
So keep the bubbly on “ice” for now.

republianmushroom

(21,453 posts)
46. Not yet, damn.
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 11:49 AM
Jul 26

Woke up to a lot of loud bangs last night, though maybe the celebration had begun, nope, just a thunder storm. What a disappointment. Oh, well, a day closer. Maybe to night.

struggle4progress

(124,618 posts)
47. He is --- but his contract prevents Satan from carrying his soul away yet
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 12:13 PM
Jul 26

Last edited Sat Jul 26, 2025, 01:57 PM - Edit history (1)

Eliot Rosewater

(34,166 posts)
51. President Obama can kneecap the piece of shit,
Reply to Orrex (Original post)
Sat Jul 26, 2025, 06:15 PM
Jul 26

This is in Keith Olbermann‘s suggestion and he could be joined by George W Bush and Bill Clinton, something drastic must happen right now. Or as Keith points out Democratic politicians are all going to prison and you and me to follow.

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