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BoRaGard

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67. Speaking as a BoGardQuantum Zeta Male,

Sun Jul 20, 2025, 04:35 PM

Jul 20

I have a message for the plotless: grow up. You have important responsibilities in life, and you are farting them into oblivion with your childish hate horseshit. This is America. Read the freaking Constitution. And respect it.

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"Alpha Males" have officially lost the plot (Warning: Puke inducing) [View all] Coventina Jul 19 OP

But if women don't want to sleep with them it's because they're [insert gendered insult of your choice here.] Scrivener7 Jul 19 #1

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Jul 20 #72

Saw TV ad last night: Dude Wipes Attilatheblond Jul 19 #2

My daughter uses those. Ms. Toad Jul 19 #19

Perhaps if we had more "natural" diets, there wouldn't be as many poop stains. Intractable Jul 19 #3

I'm thinking they should smoke and drink a lot too.. Permanut Jul 19 #4

But animals do clean themselves with their own tongues. Ocelot II Jul 20 #75

Alpha males are such delicate flowers. unblock Jul 19 #5

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Jul 20 #69

I made the mistake of googling this. Ocelot II Jul 19 #6

I know, right? Coventina Jul 19 #8

I always made it a point to shave and shower and brush teeth before a date, Jack Valentino Jul 19 #41

You weren't kidding about the EWWW thing! Ars Longa Jul 20 #76

I did after reading your post Renew Deal Jul 19 #35

I wonder if they even use toilets anymore - do they just squat anywhere outside? mdbl Jul 20 #74

So "alpha males" use a bidet instead? DBoon Jul 19 #7

Unfortunately, no. Coventina Jul 19 #9

They don't use anything. Ocelot II Jul 19 #11

But aren't alot of them into anal sex? -nt CrispyQ Jul 19 #30

They are obviously very insecure about their own masculinity.... Jack Valentino Jul 19 #42

I think it's partially a problem of obesity Metaphorical Jul 19 #10

Obesity has nothing to do with it, neither does their sense of smell. Ocelot II Jul 19 #15

Not The Onion??? tulipsandroses Jul 19 #12

I wish I could un-read this. flvegan Jul 19 #13

I'm so sorry. One of women who dumped (no pun intended) her poopy boyfriend Coventina Jul 19 #16

Oh no, MuseRider Jul 19 #28

So the reason some magats can't get laid, maybe more reasons besides their Jack Valentino Jul 19 #43

Human race is doomed angrychair Jul 19 #14

It's not just American alpha males. Ocelot II Jul 19 #17

I'm guessing this demo overlaps with people who are obsessed over seed oils in their food newdeal2 Jul 19 #18

I think it definitely overlaps with some MAGA... Jack Valentino Jul 19 #44

And carnivore diets NickB79 Jul 20 #61

Yes, I think I was thinking of paleo diets or whatever it is called now. All meat newdeal2 Jul 20 #65

If someone has to tell the world he's an alpha male... Dulcinea Jul 19 #20

They don't smell like butt, they smell like SHIT! Jack Valentino Jul 19 #45

This could be good for overpopulation fujiyamasan Jul 19 #21

Well at least you can lay on your bed without worrying about unfortunate stains EdmondDantes_ Jul 19 #22

Proctophobia? GaYellowDawg Jul 19 #23

I read about this recently and was going to post about it JI7 Jul 19 #24

Oh my! UpInArms Jul 19 #52

Real men don't worry a lot about what others' definition of a man is... Wounded Bear Jul 19 #25

Prostate orgasm nocoincidences Jul 19 #26

This sounds like the left's counter to the right's nonsense Ms. Toad Jul 19 #27

Well there ya have it, I guess I'm Gay BOSSHOG Jul 19 #29

Me too, brother. I wiped today.... guess that means we should have a drink together! Jack Valentino Jul 19 #47

Hey Jack, First rounds on me BOSSHOG Jul 20 #60

What??! Haha D_Master81 Jul 19 #31

Here's a source... nocoincidences Jul 19 #32

I wish I could understand what's supposed to be masculine about this. Aristus Jul 19 #33

Could explain part of 'the Trump smell'--- he thinks he's an 'alpha male' too.... Jack Valentino Jul 19 #49

My husband JustAnotherGen Jul 19 #34

Partners should immediately end it with anyone that has very strange practices like this. Renew Deal Jul 19 #36

Not sure how it could get any worse... but I don't disagree. Jack Valentino Jul 19 #50

One step away from dragging their butts across the carpet. Xavier Breath Jul 19 #37

LOL! Ocelot II Jul 19 #38

If wiping is now "gay", well I guess I am "flaming"!!!! WTF! Obviously spoken by guys who don't Jack Valentino Jul 19 #39

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Redd knew. LudwigPastorius Jul 19 #46

I'm glad I'm not dating MustLoveBeagles Jul 19 #48

Does this go with Tucker Carlson and men tanning their balls? Norrrm Jul 19 #51

ok, now I'm confused. 🤔 mwmisses4289 Jul 20 #77

Manly men Norrrm Jul 20 #78

Manly men 2 Norrrm Jul 20 #79

Pea brained water spigots. JanMichael Jul 19 #53

The internet was a mistake. LS0999 Jul 20 #54

So many vulnerable young boys sucking into that rabbit hole NickB79 Jul 20 #63

Sooooooo. . .that line of "dude wipes" in the TP aisle (I wish I were kidding) is gay? niyad Jul 20 #55

Someone needs to inform these experimental hygienists that many other animals clean their butts with their own tongues 0rganism Jul 20 #56

I'm a personal hygiene fanatic. If I'm at the gym and need to blow my nose, I sanitize... 3catwoman3 Jul 20 #57

This reminds me of anarcho-primitivism. David__77 Jul 20 #58

How to KNOCK down an Alpha Male? ProudMNDemocrat Jul 20 #59

Is holding my dick to take a piss gay now too? NickB79 Jul 20 #62

And I thought being a woman was confusing! mwmisses4289 Jul 20 #82

It does seem like the logical conclusion BlueSpot Jul 20 #83

Nasty little boys become nasty men and incels. MineralMan Jul 20 #64

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Jul 20 #66

Speaking as a BoGardQuantum Zeta Male, BoRaGard Jul 20 #67

Women are sleeping with men who don't wipe their ass? Iggo Jul 20 #68

No wonder they're incels. Ocelot II Jul 20 #81

I keep trying to give them the cheat code. Iggo Monday #86

To be perfectly honest, taxi Jul 20 #70

I very much doubt this is a widely shared opinion. BlueTsunami2018 Jul 20 #71

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Jul 20 #73

Bears use Charmin tissue. So I'm told. oasis Monday #85

I say let them make themselves unfuckable, neck beards and all. Let them become incels. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Jul 20 #80

One expression B.See Monday #84