Evidently real men now have baby wipes to tidy themselves with.... and clog up their sewer lines. I reckon REAL men will soon learn how/why plungers work.

They save her a lot of pain. (She has ulcerative colitis, and runs the gamut from diarrhea to constipation.)

Perhaps if those men were better toilet trained by their parents ...

Hand washing and showers are out. Other animals don't brush their teeth or wear shoes, and they don't wear MAGA hats or any other kind of hat. And they don't need no stinkin' forks for eating.

I mean, if you're going to do the alpha male thing you're a poser and a fake if you just do one or two manly things.

So if these alpha males want to emulate their animal brethren they should be licking their nether regions with one leg behind their head, like dogs.

What with their fragile egos and sensitive nether regions....

The dating pool is now officially a cesspit!

even if I had done so that morning (which I usually had)...


"This shit" is beyond my comprehension... perhaps a good-sized hemorrhoid would help to educate them...

Were you??

It looks like this has been going on at least 5 years with some people.

My dog does that. Just wondering.

Wiping their butts or anything that involves spreading their cheeks is considered gay.

"homosexual panic" it was sometimes called at one time

At some point, it just becomes difficult to reach that part of the body.

Also, I have to wonder how much of this may be a side effect of covid, which famously reduced the sense of smell, potentially permanently (we just don't know yet).

They think touching their own buttholes makes them gay.

This is disgusting.
How did this become a thing?? But then again tucker told them to sun tan their balls so I guess....

I've got a number of these wanna-be "alpha males" at my gym, and now I'm going to question the gym equipment after they use it.

Said that it was so nice to sit on the couch and not worry about it anymore.

Good grief!

I have read all the way down to this and reading that ....oh I don't know, made me sick and sad and laugh like crazy. I am glad my boys are men, all paired up and would NEVER even begin to host an idea like that. ooooooooo gads

nasty-ass politics....

Doomed. American society is such a selfish, narcissistic and fragile lot.

Maybe it's the utter lack of fiber?

Or raw milk.

...he's not an alpha male. Plus, real men don't smell like butt. Gross!

But I have to mildly disagree with your claim that the Alpha Bros have lost the plot. What plot did those neanderthals ever have to lose?

Would that be the correct term?

but I was so disgusted and hoping it wasn't true.

But from what I read they think they will turn gay if they wipe their asses so they don't.

I don't remember the exact sources but I read about it while looking into the anti transgender thing and how it affected voting.

It mentioned some other things like on Fox news some guy saying it was gay for a man to say happy birthday to another man if they were not related.

Oh, and they practice basic hygiene.

that furries are demanding litter boxes in bathrooms.

I suspect there's as much truth in one as there is in the other.

I’m kinda Anal about cleanliness all over. We got toilet paper to last us trumps last term. It’s a pain in the ass adjusting to his time in Washington.

Just kidding, but what the everlasting fuck....

I'm secure enough in my hetero masculinity to make gay come-on jokes to my friends,
guess these guys will never enjoy that sort of humor...

Remember the good old days when Alpha Males got drunk and threw axes at each other in a parking lot.

It’s been decades since I came across any conservative with a sense of humor.

This has to be someone starting it to “Punk” these dudes. This can’t be real 😂

I’ve been a neatnik and a cleanliness enthusiast all my life. Everything stays clean. If it gets dirty, I clean it thoroughly soon after.

I’ve had some success with women. I’ve never, ever had one of them say to me “I wish you didn’t smell so good. I wish you smelled like shit. You know: masculine.”

Got to wonder about some guys…

Would get divorce papers so damn fast.

It always gets worse. Someone going down this type of road is obviously easily distractable and easily mislead, and a boyfriend/girlfriend should leave ASAP.

Refusing to wipe your ass has to be a screaming 'Red Flag' deal-breaker
among civilized people.... !

Take him to the vet to get his anal glands expressed.

do their own laundry, either....


"Women are increasingly complaining about men who leave "skid marks" on sheets after intimate encounters, and men who just, um, stink in general."


I can't even--- guess they don't shower or wash their ass either? Most animals don't, unless it rains on them...


I suspect that there may be a very high correlation between "non-wipers" and Trump voters---
would love to see the numbers on that...

If this is really a thing.

Or republican manly-man Nick Fuentes claiming that having sex with women is gay?

If having sex with women is gay, but these idiots are mad because women won't have sex them, and having sex with men is gay, who are these idjits having sex with? And in their world is masturbating what manly men do, or is it only losers who do that? Maybe they want to be a monk? 🤔🤨
It's all so confusing to figure out who the manly men in this world are!

Someone who boasted that his wife said he was the best sex she ever had.

He even got a headline out of it.

Funny thing... the current wife and his porn star mistress seem to doubt the tale.

Gross

Now add that with AI programmed by fascists. Humanity is devolving to a more primitive state.

We really need more fatherly figures like Tim Walz to demonstrate loving masculinity, not these alpha bro jackoffs like Andrew Tate. I feel really sad for the shit my teenage daughter will have to deal with when (if?) she starts dating.

Kind of odd to wonder how primates evolved away from what seems to be a pretty common habit among other land animals. I guess sociality, bipedality and opposable thumbs make other forms of cleanup more useful/effective/enjoyable.

...my hands before using a tissue so I don't inoculate my nasal membranes with whatever ight be on my fingers, and then I sanitize the again after blowing my nose so I don't deposit anything on the handles of whatever equipment I'm using. I wash my hands so many times a day I call myself Lady MacBeth.

Where/how do ridiculous ideas like this even start? I can't imagine any woman falling for this bullshit.

Perhaps they will also determine that using language is inhibiting their true bestial selves.

Tell him..."I've seen better."

Alpha Males are nothing more than insecure little boys who were bullied by their parents into thinking that in order to be "STRONG" they have to tear down others. Just like TACO Don. The PERFECT example of what an Alpha Male should not be.

Henry Cavil on the other hand? Now there is a man! A man in a way that is not intimidating or boastful.

After all, gay guys grab dicks, so......

Oh shit, I better pee sitting down so no one thinks I'm gay!

Wait, sitting down is how FEMALES pee! That's emasculating!

Next step: alpha bros pissing their pants and telling you it's peak masculinity.

This topic is blowing my mind. I had not idea people could be this stupid. A lot of stupid, sure. But this blows the doors off the barn!

Then they get angry because women don't want to be around them. Go figure.

I have a message for the plotless: grow up. You have important responsibilities in life, and you are farting them into oblivion with your childish hate horseshit. This is America. Read the freaking Constitution. And respect it.

Who wants to get horizontal with a guy who doesn't do basic bathroom hygiene? Eww.

All they gotta do is like women.

The rest follows.

sometimes if you are not at home and use a public restroom, you may as well use waxed paper.
Let's face it, how many times have I gone into the restroom to find some ignoramus has peed on everything, failed to flush the toilet, or left brown smears on the seat? They don't need no stinking toilet paper. As a matter of fact, if it weren't against the law a real man would just shit in one hand and wipe it on his pants. Carry on.

Or that anyone is taking this seriously.

(from city of my birth) immediately comes to mind for these crazy mfkrs:

TRIFLING.