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32. I'll smoke two joints in the morning...

Sat Jul 19, 2025, 05:35 PM

Saturday

I'll smoke two joints at night
I'll smoke two joints in the afternoon
It'll make me feel all right

I'll smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I'll smoke two more. ☮

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