Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

Chasstev365

(5,760 posts)
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 10:05 AM Saturday

When Trump dies, how will you celebrate?

A. Drag a replica of his fat, orange body by an overly long red tie through the town square like they did to Mussolini's actual body.

B. Buy all the discounted MAGA merchandise that professional grifters Ivanka, Uday, and Qusay will mark down and burn it in a public setting.

C. Buy $150 and up bottles of Scotch and go on a celebratory 3 day bender.

D. Throw a party that will make your wedding seem like a quaint garden party by comparison.

E. ALL THE ABOVE!

67 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
When Trump dies, how will you celebrate? (Original Post) Chasstev365 Saturday OP
Fireworks may be in order. dem4decades Saturday #1
Smoke a big fat doobie and laugh 😃. Emile Saturday #2
Mind if canetoad Saturday #33
I do that anyway (n/t) PJMcK Saturday #57
I will be overcome with a feeling of relief and welcome the drop in my anxiety levels. Baitball Blogger Saturday #3
Like this edhopper Saturday #4
I'm partial to the singing Ewoks version. Old school! Hassin Bin Sober Saturday #23
Fireworks, champagne..... lastlib Saturday #5
Nice! Chasstev365 Saturday #7
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain Ping Tung Saturday #6
LMAO! Chasstev365 Saturday #8
I'll save the major celebrations for when we win the trifecta unblock Saturday #9
This -- is reality Hekate Saturday #34
play the ding dong the witch is dead song from wizard of oz and raise pinkky finger in victory dance . AllaN01Bear Saturday #10
They'll be dancing in the streets Blue Owl Saturday #11
Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead the_liberal_grandpa Saturday #12
Love it! Chasstev365 Saturday #14
First thing I will do is dance with joy, belting out "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead." lark Saturday #13
This message was self-deleted by its author lapfog_1 Saturday #15
Toke up and watch a screwball comedy after a trip to closest Pinkbox Donuts! Brainfodder Saturday #16
i have a $100 bottle of champagne in the fridge. mopinko Saturday #17
It depends on which party has the White House and if that happens before January 20, 2029 EnergizedLib Saturday #18
C. Buy a fifth of Macallan 18 year... keep_left Saturday #19
Join those celebrants passing out JD Vance voodoo dolls and extra pins? hlthe2b Saturday #20
I quit smoking twenty years ago, ... JustABozoOnThisBus Saturday #21
Break out the bottle of wine I've been saving for the event GoodRaisin Saturday #22
Roasting a Jack-o-lantern. eppur_se_muova Saturday #24
The Best Chocolate something will be involved!... electric_blue68 Saturday #25
F. Troll the RWNJ forums with anti-Trump memes synni Saturday #26
Trumpism will not die with him. Dawgman49 Saturday #27
What is a cult without its leader? It will shrivel up and die. scipan Sunday #61
when the mad king leaves pamdb Saturday #28
I would celebrate... Mike Nelson Saturday #29
Champagne & chocolate! Dulcinea Saturday #30
If we all Traildogbob Saturday #31
I'll smoke two joints in the morning... walkingman Saturday #32
This message was self-deleted by its author Celerity Saturday #35
I'll get in my car, drive around town and stick my head Haggard Celine Saturday #36
as I've said before, I'll dance... B.See Saturday #37
A New One: Chasstev365 Saturday #38
A good bottle of scotch and a couple of primo cigars---for starters... (nt) Paladin Saturday #39
I won' celebrate KentuckyWoman Saturday #40
Im gonna wait till hes buried and then piss on his headstone. Volaris Saturday #41
I'll start or join the "GET RID OF VANCE" movement. usonian Saturday #42
He will probably outlive me, given that he's stripping away what I count allegorical oracle Saturday #43
Get voodoo doll of JD Vance Ken Dayenu Saturday #44
I will sleep Maru Kitteh Saturday #45
Run out into the streets, find a pretty nurse, bend her back, and plant a mighty kiss on her. Aristus Saturday #46
My son gave me a bottle of "Cardassian ale" for Christmas mcar Saturday #47
Continue to prepare for climate change Kaleva Saturday #48
I want to know where his grave is. JPK Saturday #49
I bought two bottles of Barolo from 2006 DenaliDemocrat Saturday #50
I don't like Scotch so I'll drink as much champagne as possible instead. Ocelot II Saturday #51
No celebration for me. Only mourning for the damage that's been done. Mister Ed Saturday #52
I have Pototan Saturday #53
Champagne and dancing The Wizard Saturday #54
We really need a website like this: dflprincess Saturday #55
"The individual value of each human being " scipan Sunday #62
Play "Ding Dong The Witch is Dead" for 24 hours straight, or at least Jack Valentino Saturday #56
I can't imagine celebrating. Morbius Saturday #58
"Dancing in the Streets" ...Martha and the Vandellas Bread and Circuses Sunday #59
I won't celebrate much if the people who enabled Trump are still in control ..nt Jarqui Sunday #60
shitting on his grave gopiscrap Sunday #63
Expensive champagne Hey Joe Sunday #64
Probably go downtown Oeditpus Rex Sunday #65
Telling my trans son to leave the US immediately. carpetbagger Sunday #66
I will NOT be celebrating at all.. ProudMNDemocrat Sunday #67

Baitball Blogger

(50,496 posts)
3. I will be overcome with a feeling of relief and welcome the drop in my anxiety levels.
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 10:14 AM
Saturday

Much like I felt when Biden was president.

lastlib

(26,330 posts)
5. Fireworks, champagne.....
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 10:23 AM
Saturday

...might even spring for caviar! And a happy dance like only a guy with a bum leg can do it!

Party like 1999!! on steroids!

unblock

(55,400 posts)
9. I'll save the major celebrations for when we win the trifecta
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 10:27 AM
Saturday

Last edited Sat Jul 19, 2025, 12:15 PM - Edit history (1)

Sure, I'll be singing "ding dong the witch is dead," but a president vance or holy mike will not deliver us from fascism.

I think the reason the Epstein scandal is even a thing now is because the fascist powers that be no longer think they need Donnie.

AllaN01Bear

(26,508 posts)
10. play the ding dong the witch is dead song from wizard of oz and raise pinkky finger in victory dance .
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 10:45 AM
Saturday
12. Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 11:04 AM
Saturday

pop the champagne
drive around honking my horn
sing "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead"
proudly wave the American flag again
take a deep breath and hope things get better.

lark

(25,253 posts)
13. First thing I will do is dance with joy, belting out "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead."
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 11:08 AM
Saturday

I will go out get an expensive bottle or 2 and invite family and friends over to celebrate with me. Dancing, drinking and smoking will be happening along with a lot of laughter.

Response to Chasstev365 (Original post)

Brainfodder

(7,531 posts)
16. Toke up and watch a screwball comedy after a trip to closest Pinkbox Donuts!
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 11:58 AM
Saturday

But.... yeah there will be some dancing involved and staring at each other in amazement and howling laughter.

EnergizedLib

(2,628 posts)
18. It depends on which party has the White House and if that happens before January 20, 2029
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 01:22 PM
Saturday

After January 20, 2029, Democrat in the White House, I’m celebrating as hard as I did President Biden’s victory in 2020, if not more.

Before January 20, 2029, still very happy, but knowing we’re not out of the woods.

JustABozoOnThisBus

(24,233 posts)
21. I quit smoking twenty years ago, ...
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 03:47 PM
Saturday

... but maybe I'll buy a nice cigar, pour a finger or two of Bourbon, and sit on the back porch blowing smoke rings with satisfaction.

Nothing big, nothing showy.

GoodRaisin

(10,345 posts)
22. Break out the bottle of wine I've been saving for the event
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 04:33 PM
Saturday

and drink it with a sense of deep satisfaction.

eppur_se_muova

(39,454 posts)
24. Roasting a Jack-o-lantern.
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 05:06 PM
Saturday

Not to eat, just to watch the face curl up and burn to a crisp.

For believers, this will mimic what's happening in Hell.

electric_blue68

(22,440 posts)
25. The Best Chocolate something will be involved!...
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 05:18 PM
Saturday

Last edited Sun Jul 20, 2025, 02:15 AM - Edit history (1)

Something like Talenti's Doble Dark Chocolate with these incredibly intense tiny dark chocolate "chip" shards! Or Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Therapy, or New York Super Fudge Chunk. Or all three!
The next day a restaurant that has chocolate lava cake w raspberry sauce.

I mean it's such an grand occasion it's at least a 2 - 3 day celebration! 😄

Plus glass of milk with a drizzle of creme de cocao.

"Screaming" w joyous laughter on the phone with like-minded friends, and family.
If people are dancing outside on the streets, I'll go join them, too! 😄

Some favorite meals: lamb kor ma, Greek lamb gyro, pasta Alfredo, Chinese BBQ tips and sesame chicken, shrimp tandori

Dawgman49

(269 posts)
27. Trumpism will not die with him.
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 05:29 PM
Saturday

Unfortunately jd & the maga gop will carry on after they annoint him a saint

scipan

(2,913 posts)
61. What is a cult without its leader? It will shrivel up and die.
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 12:58 AM
Sunday

The fascists will be in deep doodoo.

pamdb

(1,425 posts)
28. when the mad king leaves
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 05:30 PM
Saturday

I have a couple of bottles of pseudo champagne in the frig. They were originally supposed to be for the election. Well.

Mike Nelson

(10,664 posts)
29. I would celebrate...
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 05:30 PM
Saturday

... his leaving the office, in defeat. However, if he dies in office, I will immediately put my efforts into opposing his wretched replacement.

Dulcinea

(8,775 posts)
30. Champagne & chocolate!
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 05:32 PM
Saturday

I've promised a friend we'll party like rock stars! I'm partial to Moet Chandon White Star & Godiva, but we may end up going with whatever's on hand.

Traildogbob

(11,517 posts)
31. If we all
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 05:33 PM
Saturday

Go out and shoot into the air like Iraqi citizens did when Sadam and his boys met the end, it will not be safe to be outside. Those bullets gotta come down.
And MurKKKa got so many guns and bullets.
Probably more than Tali ‘s and ISIS combined.
And we probably all got em from the same place. MurKKKa.
It I will damn sure fire a few rounds and run back inside and do “All the Above”.
But maybe $150 bottles of wine. My old ass can no longer handle the hard stuff, and I wanna party a loooooomg time.

walkingman

(9,576 posts)
32. I'll smoke two joints in the morning...
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 05:35 PM
Saturday

I'll smoke two joints at night
I'll smoke two joints in the afternoon
It'll make me feel all right

I'll smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I'll smoke two more. ☮

Response to Chasstev365 (Original post)

Haggard Celine

(17,307 posts)
36. I'll get in my car, drive around town and stick my head
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 05:44 PM
Saturday

out the window and let loose with ululation after ululation. I'm a man, so it's going to look pretty funny. If you don't know what ululation is, here's a sample:

?si=NIMyDjGdD8Z2ZA3S

Chasstev365

(5,760 posts)
38. A New One:
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 06:06 PM
Saturday

RENT a pick up truck with Giant Wheels, put an giant American Flag, an LGBT Flag, and a FUCK TRUMP AND MAGA Flag and drive meancingly around town.

KentuckyWoman

(7,130 posts)
40. I won' celebrate
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 06:19 PM
Saturday

Until the entire putrid criminal operation the is MAGA is pushed out. Even then it will be short lived if I am so lucky to see it in my lifetime. 70 million voters supposedly supported this. If he dies, those people remain.

Volaris

(10,947 posts)
41. Im gonna wait till hes buried and then piss on his headstone.
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 06:48 PM
Saturday

I'll make sure I have bail money with me, don't worry.

allegorical oracle

(5,376 posts)
43. He will probably outlive me, given that he's stripping away what I count
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 06:54 PM
Saturday

on for a safe and happy life. So beIng kind, I hate his guts with all my being.

Maru Kitteh

(30,381 posts)
45. I will sleep
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 07:57 PM
Saturday

Like a heroine at the end of an 80s teen horror flick when all the shit is finally over.

Sleep.




AND THEN I WILL PARTY TILL I COLLAPSE and DO IT AGAIN!


Aristus

(70,418 posts)
46. Run out into the streets, find a pretty nurse, bend her back, and plant a mighty kiss on her.
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 08:11 PM
Saturday

Oh. Wait. It's already been done. And it was sexual assault.

Never mind.

mcar

(44,942 posts)
47. My son gave me a bottle of "Cardassian ale" for Christmas
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 08:20 PM
Saturday

It's actually chardonnay, my drink of choice, in a lovely blue bottle.

I will drink the whole damn thing when that fcker goes to hell.

DenaliDemocrat

(1,658 posts)
50. I bought two bottles of Barolo from 2006
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 10:04 PM
Saturday

The old style that is too tannic to drink until it’s 15 years old. I drank the first three years ago when my youngest graduated college.

I will drink the second with a beef Wellington and a side of ricotta cavatelli with a ragu and locatelli Romano upon Trump’s death.

Ocelot II

(126,066 posts)
51. I don't like Scotch so I'll drink as much champagne as possible instead.
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 10:07 PM
Saturday

My house is too small for a party but I'm sure I'll be able to find one.

Mister Ed

(6,648 posts)
52. No celebration for me. Only mourning for the damage that's been done.
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 10:10 PM
Saturday

Some of the damage will take decades to repair, and some of it is simply irreparable.

dflprincess

(28,931 posts)
55. We really need a website like this:
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 10:17 PM
Saturday
https://www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/

I stumbled on it by accident once. For years all it said was "No - check back later". So when the time came, I did check back. There were links where people could post their celebration plans.

No crocodile tears or "respect for the dead" like we got when Reagan or Bush I died. And, if you've never watched Glenda Jackson's speech in the House of Commons when Thatcher died it's inspriational. I hope at least one Democrat has the courage to make a similar speech about Trump (like they should have with Reagan) ...but I won't hold my breath.

Jackson's speech:

Morbius

(583 posts)
58. I can't imagine celebrating.
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 11:11 PM
Saturday

I can imagine breathing a few sighs of relief. Unfortunately, I realize that Donald Trump is not really the problem. Donald Trump is a symptom of the problem.

gopiscrap

(24,430 posts)
63. shitting on his grave
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 01:17 AM
Sunday

would love to do so on his casket, specially if it an open casket, but there will be too many ss agents around it

Oeditpus Rex

(42,106 posts)
65. Probably go downtown
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 02:16 AM
Sunday

and join the hundreds or thousands of revellers on Pacific Avenue. Hang out at Go Ask Alice and hug everybody.

ProudMNDemocrat

(19,900 posts)
67. I will NOT be celebrating at all..
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 08:34 AM
Sunday

Nor will I watch the fiasco of a funeral as the former 1st Family give their FAKE eulogies about how "WONDERFUL Daddy was" and Melania's FAKE act of being nothing more than a rich widow, as $$$$$$ flash before her eyes.. TACO's lying in state at the Capitol will stink up the place. I pity the Honor Guard for that detail.

NO Arlington National Cemetery for you, buddy! No honors given to you by World Leaders about how well-liked you were. If at all, the world will continue to laugh at the name TRUMP as they have been since before 2015. The Jeffrey Epstein scandal will still be there as Jr. and Eric try to take the reins of Government. They and the entire family will be awash in the shame that was TACO Don. Barron is not immune from the ridicule, for he sticks out like a sore thumb.

My life will go on as best I can navigate it. Those whose surnames bear TRUMP, not so much. As Marc Antony said in his soliloquy in Act 3 of Julius Caesar.
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones"

The EVIL that is TRUMP will remain in the news and it will not be good. There is NO gold plated Hell where he will be going.

Latest Discussions»General Discussion»When Trump dies, how will...