General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhen Trump dies, how will you celebrate?
A. Drag a replica of his fat, orange body by an overly long red tie through the town square like they did to Mussolini's actual body.
B. Buy all the discounted MAGA merchandise that professional grifters Ivanka, Uday, and Qusay will mark down and burn it in a public setting.
C. Buy $150 and up bottles of Scotch and go on a celebratory 3 day bender.
D. Throw a party that will make your wedding seem like a quaint garden party by comparison.
E. ALL THE ABOVE!

dem4decades
(12,983 posts)Emile
(36,004 posts)I join you?
PJMcK
(23,937 posts)Baitball Blogger
(50,496 posts)Much like I felt when Biden was president.
edhopper
(36,354 posts)Hassin Bin Sober
(27,157 posts)lastlib
(26,330 posts)...might even spring for caviar! And a happy dance like only a guy with a bum leg can do it!
Party like 1999!! on steroids!

Ping Tung
(3,046 posts)Chasstev365
(5,760 posts)unblock
(55,400 posts)Last edited Sat Jul 19, 2025, 12:15 PM - Edit history (1)
Sure, I'll be singing "ding dong the witch is dead," but a president vance or holy mike will not deliver us from fascism.
I think the reason the Epstein scandal is even a thing now is because the fascist powers that be no longer think they need Donnie.
Hekate
(98,589 posts)AllaN01Bear
(26,508 posts)Blue Owl
(56,710 posts)And oh how they danced ..
the_liberal_grandpa
(229 posts)pop the champagne
drive around honking my horn
sing "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead"
proudly wave the American flag again
take a deep breath and hope things get better.
Chasstev365
(5,760 posts)lark
(25,253 posts)I will go out get an expensive bottle or 2 and invite family and friends over to celebrate with me. Dancing, drinking and smoking will be happening along with a lot of laughter.
Response to Chasstev365 (Original post)
lapfog_1 This message was self-deleted by its author.
Brainfodder
(7,531 posts)But.... yeah there will be some dancing involved and staring at each other in amazement and howling laughter.
mopinko
(72,789 posts)EnergizedLib
(2,628 posts)After January 20, 2029, Democrat in the White House, Im celebrating as hard as I did President Bidens victory in 2020, if not more.
Before January 20, 2029, still very happy, but knowing were not out of the woods.
keep_left
(2,973 posts)...and go to town on it!
hlthe2b
(110,697 posts)
JustABozoOnThisBus
(24,233 posts)... but maybe I'll buy a nice cigar, pour a finger or two of Bourbon, and sit on the back porch blowing smoke rings with satisfaction.
Nothing big, nothing showy.
GoodRaisin
(10,345 posts)and drink it with a sense of deep satisfaction.
eppur_se_muova
(39,454 posts)Not to eat, just to watch the face curl up and burn to a crisp.
For believers, this will mimic what's happening in Hell.
electric_blue68
(22,440 posts)Last edited Sun Jul 20, 2025, 02:15 AM - Edit history (1)
Something like Talenti's Doble Dark Chocolate with these incredibly intense tiny dark chocolate "chip" shards! Or Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Therapy, or New York Super Fudge Chunk. Or all three!
The next day a restaurant that has chocolate lava cake w raspberry sauce.
I mean it's such an grand occasion it's at least a 2 - 3 day celebration! 😄
Plus glass of milk with a drizzle of creme de cocao.
"Screaming" w joyous laughter on the phone with like-minded friends, and family.
If people are dancing outside on the streets, I'll go join them, too! 😄
Some favorite meals: lamb kor ma, Greek lamb gyro, pasta Alfredo, Chinese BBQ tips and sesame chicken, shrimp tandori
synni
(471 posts)Dawgman49
(269 posts)Unfortunately jd & the maga gop will carry on after they annoint him a saint
scipan
(2,913 posts)The fascists will be in deep doodoo.
pamdb
(1,425 posts)I have a couple of bottles of pseudo champagne in the frig. They were originally supposed to be for the election. Well.
Mike Nelson
(10,664 posts)... his leaving the office, in defeat. However, if he dies in office, I will immediately put my efforts into opposing his wretched replacement.
Dulcinea
(8,775 posts)I've promised a friend we'll party like rock stars! I'm partial to Moet Chandon White Star & Godiva, but we may end up going with whatever's on hand.
Traildogbob
(11,517 posts)Go out and shoot into the air like Iraqi citizens did when Sadam and his boys met the end, it will not be safe to be outside. Those bullets gotta come down.
And MurKKKa got so many guns and bullets.
Probably more than Tali s and ISIS combined.
And we probably all got em from the same place. MurKKKa.
It I will damn sure fire a few rounds and run back inside and do All the Above.
But maybe $150 bottles of wine. My old ass can no longer handle the hard stuff, and I wanna party a loooooomg time.
walkingman
(9,576 posts)I'll smoke two joints at night
I'll smoke two joints in the afternoon
It'll make me feel all right
I'll smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I'll smoke two more. ☮
Response to Chasstev365 (Original post)
Celerity This message was self-deleted by its author.
Haggard Celine
(17,307 posts)out the window and let loose with ululation after ululation. I'm a man, so it's going to look pretty funny. If you don't know what ululation is, here's a sample:
B.See
(5,903 posts)and I don't dance.
Chasstev365
(5,760 posts)RENT a pick up truck with Giant Wheels, put an giant American Flag, an LGBT Flag, and a FUCK TRUMP AND MAGA Flag and drive meancingly around town.
Paladin
(31,072 posts)KentuckyWoman
(7,130 posts)Until the entire putrid criminal operation the is MAGA is pushed out. Even then it will be short lived if I am so lucky to see it in my lifetime. 70 million voters supposedly supported this. If he dies, those people remain.
Volaris
(10,947 posts)I'll make sure I have bail money with me, don't worry.
usonian
(19,164 posts)allegorical oracle
(5,376 posts)on for a safe and happy life. So beIng kind, I hate his guts with all my being.
Ken Dayenu
(101 posts)Maru Kitteh
(30,381 posts)Like a heroine at the end of an 80s teen horror flick when all the shit is finally over.
Sleep.
AND THEN I WILL PARTY TILL I COLLAPSE and DO IT AGAIN!
Aristus
(70,418 posts)Oh. Wait. It's already been done. And it was sexual assault.
Never mind.
mcar
(44,942 posts)It's actually chardonnay, my drink of choice, in a lovely blue bottle.
I will drink the whole damn thing when that fcker goes to hell.
Kaleva
(39,651 posts)JPK
(834 posts)So I can pay my respects.
DenaliDemocrat
(1,658 posts)The old style that is too tannic to drink until its 15 years old. I drank the first three years ago when my youngest graduated college.
I will drink the second with a beef Wellington and a side of ricotta cavatelli with a ragu and locatelli Romano upon Trumps death.
Ocelot II
(126,066 posts)My house is too small for a party but I'm sure I'll be able to find one.
Mister Ed
(6,648 posts)Some of the damage will take decades to repair, and some of it is simply irreparable.
Pototan
(2,740 posts)a cold bottle of Moet'' Chandon in the fridge for just the occasion
The Wizard
(13,275 posts)dflprincess
(28,931 posts)I stumbled on it by accident once. For years all it said was "No - check back later". So when the time came, I did check back. There were links where people could post their celebration plans.
No crocodile tears or "respect for the dead" like we got when Reagan or Bush I died. And, if you've never watched Glenda Jackson's speech in the House of Commons when Thatcher died it's inspriational. I hope at least one Democrat has the courage to make a similar speech about Trump (like they should have with Reagan) ...but I won't hold my breath.
Jackson's speech:
scipan
(2,913 posts)Preach.
Jack Valentino
(2,838 posts)until the police come!
Morbius
(583 posts)I can imagine breathing a few sighs of relief. Unfortunately, I realize that Donald Trump is not really the problem. Donald Trump is a symptom of the problem.
Bread and Circuses
(923 posts)Jarqui
(10,697 posts)gopiscrap
(24,430 posts)would love to do so on his casket, specially if it an open casket, but there will be too many ss agents around it
Hey Joe
(117 posts)And lots of it!
Oeditpus Rex
(42,106 posts)and join the hundreds or thousands of revellers on Pacific Avenue. Hang out at Go Ask Alice and hug everybody.
carpetbagger
(5,310 posts)Trump dead + qanon fables= Rwanda.
ProudMNDemocrat
(19,900 posts)Nor will I watch the fiasco of a funeral as the former 1st Family give their FAKE eulogies about how "WONDERFUL Daddy was" and Melania's FAKE act of being nothing more than a rich widow, as $$$$$$ flash before her eyes.. TACO's lying in state at the Capitol will stink up the place. I pity the Honor Guard for that detail.
NO Arlington National Cemetery for you, buddy! No honors given to you by World Leaders about how well-liked you were. If at all, the world will continue to laugh at the name TRUMP as they have been since before 2015. The Jeffrey Epstein scandal will still be there as Jr. and Eric try to take the reins of Government. They and the entire family will be awash in the shame that was TACO Don. Barron is not immune from the ridicule, for he sticks out like a sore thumb.
My life will go on as best I can navigate it. Those whose surnames bear TRUMP, not so much. As Marc Antony said in his soliloquy in Act 3 of Julius Caesar.
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones"
The EVIL that is TRUMP will remain in the news and it will not be good. There is NO gold plated Hell where he will be going.