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ShazzieB

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41. Leaned forward too far while admiring his "handsome" reflection in the mirror...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Jul 19, 2025, 03:46 PM

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Lost his balance and pitched head first into the mirror, shattering the glass into sharp pointy pieces that instantly severed both of his carotid arteries?

Would be messy, but would get the job done.

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