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Orrex

(65,565 posts)
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 09:19 AM Saturday

Is he dead yet?

Dual fatality in cage match with Rupert Murdoch?

Beheaded by a Glamdring-wielding Stephen Colbert?

Torn to bits by "stupid and foolish" MAGA base (who'd still vote for him anyway, given the chance?)


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Saturday OP
Hades missed his target, albeit I'm not disappointed. no_hypocrisy Saturday #1
Yeah, hard to be sad about that one! Orrex Saturday #2
Hope he died in excruciating pain. N/T tonekat Saturday #30
Flipped out over dismissal of suit against Woodward? ( https://democraticunderground.com/10143498157 ) SheltieLover Saturday #3
Flipped out over dismissal of suit against Woodward? malaise Saturday #14
No doubt! SheltieLover Saturday #15
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Saturday #4
Soon.... SheltieLover Saturday #5
Every minute of every day!!! niyad Saturday #6
"On my way to save the day!' hlthe2b Saturday #7
What a cutie! SheltieLover Saturday #8
Adorable malaise Saturday #13
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap a tall building in a single bound surfered Saturday #23
Yeah. My subconscious was mixing "Mighty Mouse" (memories I thought were long forgotten) with Superman hlthe2b Saturday #39
That's so adorable MustLoveBeagles Sunday #45
No amount of suffering before he dies EnergizedLib Saturday #9
Truer words have never been written SheltieLover Saturday #10
Not yet malaise Saturday #11
"Trump's gravesite is sure to become that state's #1 tourist attraction... alterfurz Saturday #12
Trouble on the 13fh hole? surfered Saturday #16
Is that an electric shark? SheltieLover Saturday #34
👍 surfered Saturday #43
Congestive blood-circulating-organ failure Blue Owl Saturday #17
Drawn and quartered Wicked Blue Saturday #18
Good one, although it's still early here and it took me a minute to get it. generalbetrayus Saturday #19
Flushed down a golden toilet while trying to flush the Epstein files down the same toilet. generalbetrayus Saturday #20
Good one! ShazzieB Saturday #36
Pitchforked and torched? Harker Saturday #21
Gibbeted from a bridge over the Potomac tonekat Saturday #32
I think we could put together a fitting combo. Harker Saturday #33
What should we call the time after TSF? Jimi du Ranty Saturday #22
"This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius, the age of Aquarius.... txwhitedove Saturday #26
Yes! ShazzieB Saturday #37
Yes! ShazzieB Saturday #38
Booked a cruise on The Orca with Capt. Quint surfered Saturday #24
I really f'ing hate that dance johnnyfins Saturday #27
Not last night. (sigh), Lord, how about today ? republianmushroom Saturday #25
Pulmonary Edema (hands), vascular dementia, wearing a catheter, and his right leg is dragging Botany Saturday #28
I'm desperate for him to die in some messy and humiliating fashion on live tv Orrex Saturday #35
How will you really know? gordianot Saturday #29
Total exsanguination... GiqueCee Saturday #31
trump is not well LetMyPeopleVote Saturday #40
Leaned forward too far while admiring his "handsome" reflection in the mirror... ShazzieB Saturday #41
Hahahahaaa ...I see what you did there!.... electric_blue68 Saturday #42
I read the books in my youth... I was a big D&D participant Jack Valentino Saturday #44
My aunt gave me The Hobbit when I was about 12? For my BD..... electric_blue68 Sunday #46

SheltieLover

(71,831 posts)
3. Flipped out over dismissal of suit against Woodward? ( https://democraticunderground.com/10143498157 )
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 09:24 AM
Saturday

Stroked out after RBG's ghost gives him a peek into the future regarding prosecuting Obama & Brennan? ( https://democraticunderground.com/10143498152 )

Haunted by Meidas Touch videos? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220495467 )

malaise

(286,815 posts)
14. Flipped out over dismissal of suit against Woodward?
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 10:03 AM
Saturday

Probably after seeing a photo of Woodward laughing after the victory😀

niyad

(125,307 posts)
4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 09:27 AM
Saturday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(8,010 posts)
23. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap a tall building in a single bound
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 11:30 AM
Saturday

hlthe2b

(110,698 posts)
39. Yeah. My subconscious was mixing "Mighty Mouse" (memories I thought were long forgotten) with Superman
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 02:27 PM
Saturday

But, either and both work!

EnergizedLib

(2,631 posts)
9. No amount of suffering before he dies
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 09:34 AM
Saturday

Will compare to the amount of suffering he’s inflicted on this country and on humanity.

alterfurz

(2,627 posts)
12. "Trump's gravesite is sure to become that state's #1 tourist attraction...
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 09:40 AM
Saturday

...and probably also #2."

ShazzieB

(21,177 posts)
36. Good one!
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 01:31 PM
Saturday

But just how big is this toilet, to be able to flush something the size of Trump?

tonekat

(2,284 posts)
32. Gibbeted from a bridge over the Potomac
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 12:09 PM
Saturday

Like they did to pirates. With a sign that says; "Welcome to Washington, D.C.. Do not engage in traitorous activities!"

txwhitedove

(4,151 posts)
26. "This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius, the age of Aquarius....
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 11:42 AM
Saturday

Aquarius, Aquarius
Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revelation
and the minds true liberation
Aquarius, Aquarius..."

Botany

(74,783 posts)
28. Pulmonary Edema (hands), vascular dementia, wearing a catheter, and his right leg is dragging
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 11:46 AM
Saturday

Every day is one day closer to his dirt nap. Live in hope.

https://dribbble.com/shots/14597460-Hope-GIF-Sticker

gordianot

(15,632 posts)
29. How will you really know?
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 11:48 AM
Saturday

I do not believe a word any of the White House staff utters. So many in the media literally base their entire careers on this POS and I doubt they want to give him up.

ShazzieB

(21,177 posts)
41. Leaned forward too far while admiring his "handsome" reflection in the mirror...
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 03:46 PM
Saturday

Lost his balance and pitched head first into the mirror, shattering the glass into sharp pointy pieces that instantly severed both of his carotid arteries?

Would be messy, but would get the job done.

electric_blue68

(22,444 posts)
42. Hahahahaaa ...I see what you did there!....
Sat Jul 19, 2025, 05:00 PM
Saturday
Beheaded by a *Glamdring-wielding Stephen Colbert?

*for those who don't know Glamdring is a famous Elven sword wielded by Gandalf the wizard in Lord of the Rings. Colbert is a serious LOTR fan! 👍

Ty, gave me laughs, and a big smile!

electric_blue68

(22,444 posts)
46. My aunt gave me The Hobbit when I was about 12? For my BD.....
Sun Jul 20, 2025, 01:52 AM
Sunday

The I got LOTR from my folks for Christmas. Had reread, too.

But as I visual artist, even with changes
I love PJ's LOTR trilogy films!

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