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Orrex

(65,617 posts) Sat Jul 19, 2025, 09:19 AM Jul 19

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Dual fatality in cage match with Rupert Murdoch?

Beheaded by a Glamdring-wielding Stephen Colbert?

Torn to bits by "stupid and foolish" MAGA base (who'd still vote for him anyway, given the chance?)

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jul 19 OP

Hades missed his target, albeit I'm not disappointed. no_hypocrisy Jul 19 #1

Yeah, hard to be sad about that one! Orrex Jul 19 #2

Hope he died in excruciating pain. N/T tonekat Jul 19 #30

Flipped out over dismissal of suit against Woodward? ( https://democraticunderground.com/10143498157 ) SheltieLover Jul 19 #3

Flipped out over dismissal of suit against Woodward? malaise Jul 19 #14

No doubt! SheltieLover Jul 19 #15

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 19 #4

Soon.... SheltieLover Jul 19 #5

Every minute of every day!!! niyad Jul 19 #6

"On my way to save the day!' hlthe2b Jul 19 #7

What a cutie! SheltieLover Jul 19 #8

Adorable malaise Jul 19 #13

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap a tall building in a single bound surfered Jul 19 #23

Yeah. My subconscious was mixing "Mighty Mouse" (memories I thought were long forgotten) with Superman hlthe2b Jul 19 #39

That's so adorable MustLoveBeagles Sunday #45

No amount of suffering before he dies EnergizedLib Jul 19 #9

Truer words have never been written SheltieLover Jul 19 #10

Not yet malaise Jul 19 #11

"Trump's gravesite is sure to become that state's #1 tourist attraction... alterfurz Jul 19 #12

Trouble on the 13fh hole? surfered Jul 19 #16

Is that an electric shark? SheltieLover Jul 19 #34

👍 surfered Jul 19 #43

Congestive blood-circulating-organ failure Blue Owl Jul 19 #17

Drawn and quartered Wicked Blue Jul 19 #18

Good one, although it's still early here and it took me a minute to get it. generalbetrayus Jul 19 #19

Flushed down a golden toilet while trying to flush the Epstein files down the same toilet. generalbetrayus Jul 19 #20

Good one! ShazzieB Jul 19 #36

Pitchforked and torched? Harker Jul 19 #21

Gibbeted from a bridge over the Potomac tonekat Jul 19 #32

I think we could put together a fitting combo. Harker Jul 19 #33

What should we call the time after TSF? Jimi du Ranty Jul 19 #22

"This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius, the age of Aquarius.... txwhitedove Jul 19 #26

Yes! ShazzieB Jul 19 #37

Yes! ShazzieB Jul 19 #38

Booked a cruise on The Orca with Capt. Quint surfered Jul 19 #24

I really f'ing hate that dance johnnyfins Jul 19 #27

Not last night. (sigh), Lord, how about today ? republianmushroom Jul 19 #25

Pulmonary Edema (hands), vascular dementia, wearing a catheter, and his right leg is dragging Botany Jul 19 #28

I'm desperate for him to die in some messy and humiliating fashion on live tv Orrex Jul 19 #35

How will you really know? gordianot Jul 19 #29

Total exsanguination... GiqueCee Jul 19 #31

trump is not well LetMyPeopleVote Jul 19 #40

Leaned forward too far while admiring his "handsome" reflection in the mirror... ShazzieB Jul 19 #41

Hahahahaaa ...I see what you did there!.... electric_blue68 Jul 19 #42

I read the books in my youth... I was a big D&D participant Jack Valentino Jul 19 #44

My aunt gave me The Hobbit when I was about 12? For my BD..... electric_blue68 Sunday #46