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Pastafarians

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2. I Really Wish You Didn't...

Mon Nov 13, 2017, 04:45 PM

Nov 2017

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#2 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don’t require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.

As a refresher:
http://flyingspaghettimonster.wikia.com/wiki/The_Eight_I%27d_Really_Rather_You_Didn%27ts

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I might have to reconsider my alignment with the Pastafarian denomination... [View all] NeoGreen Nov 2017 OP

Inside each pumpkin are a lot of noodlie appendages. AJT Nov 2017 #1

I Really Wish You Didn't... NeoGreen Nov 2017 #2

Spaghetti Squash as the great mediator n2doc Nov 2017 #3

Locking A HERETIC I AM Nov 2017 #4

Locked, unlocked. Make up your mind. Curmudgeoness Nov 2017 #5

That is where I was going with my post until... NeoGreen Nov 2017 #6

Same goes for you. A HERETIC I AM Nov 2017 #8

Careful. A HERETIC I AM Nov 2017 #7

Oh, great and powerful Oz! Curmudgeoness Nov 2017 #9

Wait...... A HERETIC I AM Nov 2017 #10

Ah, so that didn't go over your head. LOL. Curmudgeoness Nov 2017 #11

Well...... A HERETIC I AM Nov 2017 #12