Pastafarians

Disneyland is finally updating the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and taking out the "auction - buy a bride" part of the ride. The "bride" will now become a woman pirate.

Took em effen long enough!

Now, back to noodly appendages, would you say that the noodly one would be either unisex or androgynous as opposed to "him?" I know, meatballs and all, but still, the theological debate had to touch on this, right?

Otherwise, tell "him" to keep his noodly appendage off me!