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There's this joke about engineers:
Three men, a lawyer, an artist and an engineer, were asked if they would prefer to have a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer answered: "A wife. If had a supportive and understanding wife, I could raise a family and become a pillar of the community."
The artist answered: "A mistress. Such a relationship maintains a spontaneous nature and would feed my creativity."
The engineer answered: "Both. In my absence they would each assume I was with the other and I could some work done."
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