Religion

I called her, Bayside Veronica.

Anyway, the Virgin Mary visited her once every few years and would tell Veronica to ask people to pray the Rosary for world peace. ---- basically harmless in itself.

The three of them would drive to Queens on Fridays and hope that Mary would come and less them. So my mother comes home with Polaroid photos, take at night. There would be one or two dots in the photos. This was common with Polariod taken in low light. "See? There's something there."

Another time, my cousin took a voice recording of Veronica telling what Mary was saying. There was crackling in the recording, also common with cheap voice recorders. "That's the angels trying to make clear for Mary to say what we need to hear."

---whatever.

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Long about 50 years ago, was a woman in New Mecico who was making tortillas. The face of Jesus appeared in one of her tortillas. Now. damn. That is impressive. It made the N.Y.C. news. I was inspired to begin a hymn,

"Oh Sacred Tortilla,
We're longin' to see ya,
I was plannin' to eat ya,
but the world needs to greet ya.

Your face on a flour box,
Will bring inspiration,
Spread your word to the world,
And defeat Commie heathen nations."

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