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OnyxCollie

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3. I work as a custodian in a middle school.

Reply to Bonobo (Original post)

Thu Jan 8, 2015, 02:06 AM

Jan 2015

I'm accustomed to mopping up pee on the floor in front of the urinals in the boy's bathroom.

However, I do NOT appreciate a puddle of piss in front of the urinal in the men's faculty bathroom.

My guess: aiming downward, and then moving up until water or porcelain are hit. Probably while texting.

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A serious discussion about male squirting... [View all] Bonobo Jan 2015 OP

Piss poor urinal design and piss pour technique Major Nikon Jan 2015 #1

This idea that 'squirting' is some kind of "issue"- ie. a sociopolitical one... Always cracks me up. Warren DeMontague Jan 2015 #2

I work as a custodian in a middle school. OnyxCollie Jan 2015 #3

Aiming downward? Bonobo Jan 2015 #4

Yep. OnyxCollie Jan 2015 #5

God, that's revolting. nt Bonobo Jan 2015 #6

Finding pee on TOP of the urinal is revolting. nt OnyxCollie Jan 2015 #9

Wasnt there some story about the office where the coffee tasted perpetually bad, and so they set up Warren DeMontague Jan 2015 #12

Mrs. Freidman: I've had this taste in my mouth before. OnyxCollie Jan 2015 #14

I had to look it up... Believe it or not, I've never seen that movie. In fact, I'd never HEARD of it Warren DeMontague Jan 2015 #15

damn, I'm all for multitasking, but Warren DeMontague Jan 2015 #7

I think it's some of all of the above. Warren DeMontague Jan 2015 #8

But is it actually urine? Bonobo Jan 2015 #10

On these sorts of philosophical questions, I adopt what is known as a wide stance. Warren DeMontague Jan 2015 #11

Eyes forward; NEVER look to the side. OnyxCollie Jan 2015 #13