Hillary Clinton

See, she lives in NY, which is right next to NJ. And to get from NY to NJ, you need to cross the GW Bridge, and vice versa, and because of Chris Cristie's Bridgegate, people won't vote because they need extra time to get to work in Manhattan from NJ, just in case traffic is backed up.

And don't forget that Christie hugged Obama, and Obama and Hillary are tight, so there's that. See, it's a conspiracy.

Plus, the Clinton's are tight with the Bushes, and Poppy Bush was in on the JFK assassination. So, you see, Hillary winning NJ and CA is just the final shoe to drop in the Conspiracy to kill JFK.