Barack Obama

You kept waiting for Obama to be impeached or for the GOP candidates to "take off the gloves." But they never did because your favorite stories were hoaxes, and the GOP can't impeach or win the White House based on hoaxes.

Yeah, that's right, you pointy-headed imbeciles. You were played for a sucker. You believed them when they said, "all we have to do is recapture the House, and we'll impeach the Kenyan usurper." And you believed them again when they said "all we have to do is recapture the Senate, too, and THEN we'll impeach the Kenyan usurper. Then we'll repeal Obamacare, reduce taxes, and cut government spending..." Most ridiculous of all, you actually believed Mitch McConnell when he ran for re-election as an anti-Washington candidate, after THREE F-ING DECADES in Washington. Bunch of morans.

The truth is that losing the Senate was probably the best thing that could've happened to the Democrats.

A) It'll teach Democrats that it doesn't pay to run away from your principles. That actually helps you LOSE, not win. And,

B) It'll teach crackpot TeaBirch crackpots, and Libertarian jackoffs that the GOP is NOT their friend. Aside from a handful of cooks like Gohmert, Paul and Cruz, who will continue to pretend that they support all of your 'principles,' the vast majority of the GOP will not.