Barack Obama

It reminded me of the Rolling Stones song, '(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction.'

...When I'm drivin' in my car and a man comes on the radio, he's tellin' me more and more about some useless information supposed to fire my imagination...

When I'm watchin' my TV and a man comes on to tell me how white my shirts can be...

Well he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me...

Except it was a lack of catsup on his burgers that set them off with their 'he's not a real man' or 'not a real American' hysteria.

They all went with it on television and radio as if they'd just solved all the world's problems. They're disgusting, what they have done to try to insult this man.

I never have catsup on my burgers. Because unlike pubbies, I don't believe it's a vegetable. Thanks to Ronnie Raygun, it was anong the first attacks on school lunchs.

No, catsup was not, and is not a vegetable!