Once Upon a Time~ [View all]

By utaustinliberal



VP Biden: “Dude…get on the South Lawn now…something big is happening!”

Pres. Obama: “What..what?!”

VP Biden: “It is a Big F**king deal kinda moment”

Pres. Obama: “No way…let me change into my flyer than a GQ model presidential suit”

(He races to the South Lawn in 10 seconds flat)
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Kids: “Go FLOTUS! Go FLOTUS! Go FLOTUS!”

Media: “BREAKING NEWS! First Lady Michelle Obama is doing a double-dutch jump on the South Lawn of the White House. Can she create a new world record for the most jumps?”

Media: “1..2…3..50..100…1000…5000.. and she did it!!! First Lady Michelle Obama is now the world record holder in double-dutch jumps!”

Karl Rove: “I just heard back from Ohio. Mitt Romney still has a chance to win!”



Pres. Obama: “May I have a hug with the superstar of the Obama family?”

First Lady Michelle Obama: “You may!”

And they lived happily ever after.

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p.s. John Boehner was seen weeping copiously. We have yet to receive a statement as to why. We will update you if we receive one.”

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Well it could have been CNN's "Breaking News Stories!" It really could have~

http://theobamadiary.com/2013/07/06/once-upon-a-time/