Oklahoma

Once there was a donkey at an assembly promoting a local fair and it got a huuuuge stiffy. The elementary school kids were too young to appreciate the comedy or understand why the teachers were in stitches. Personally I had little hands from boys and girls going up my legs all the time. At first I was surprised but got used to it when I realized that 6 year olds are very tactile and wanted to "feel my soft legs" when they sat on the floor around my teacher chair. They weren't accustomed to black tights and they were fascinated.