Ohio

IMO three questions TFG asks himself are (1) is the VP candidate more photogenic than I am, (2) does the VP candidate come across as smarter than me, and (3) does the VP candidate possess any semblance of a spine?

Vanity demands that he is the smartest and best-looking man in the room, which means he has to surround himself with men who look like Bannon and sound like Jr. And after Pentz, literally any ability to do anything other than sing Dear Leader's praises when told to do so (and then SHUT UP until told to praise Dear Leader again) is likely disqualifying. Vance fails on at least two counts.

Not sure who that leaves (Ted Nugent?), and I'm pretty much limiting the selection criteria to men there. Not sure what his VP criteria is for women, something something boobs something adoring looks something make Iva...er Melania jealous something, maybe. Just spitballing.