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Scott Brown would rather hang out where men poop than answer your dumb Hobby Lobby questions
By TBogg
Thursday, July 17, 2014 16:03 EDT

Former nudie model and perennial seeker of civil service jobs, Scott Brown, having been told to ‘pahk his cah in someone else’s yahd’ by Massachusetts voters, has been scuffling as of late — looking for another job, 3 hots, and a cot. After a brief stop camping out on the couch at the Fox Halfway House For Losers before he got kicked out, Brown picked up some day laborer work hawking guns and shampoo, but that fell apart too.

Finding the pickings slim, Brown packed up his truck — just like the Joads –and headed for the greener pastures of New Hampshire, looking for fresh start and a Senate seat to call his own.

Things have not gone so well — just like the Joads — and Brown has found himself trailing the third female candidate he has run against, incumbent Sen. Jeanne Shaheen who leads him 50-42 in the polls. Worse for him is that he is trailing Shaheen in the all-important Vagina-American demographic, 59 percent to 34 percent. In Brown’s last campaign he lost the lady vote to ethereal progressive godddess Elizabeth Warren by 18 points.

How to overcome this blatant misandry by women who no longer find Brown a hunka-hunka burning love with a happy trail that leads to the promised land of Penistown?