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50. I had to Google that one!

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Mon Oct 6, 2025, 07:27 PM

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As some of you know, I'm a skilled craftsman. I made an axe. I'm not very smart, but I am skilled. [View all] LuckyCharms Oct 6 OP

Why, that looks like my grandfather's axe. My father replaced the handle, rsdsharp Oct 6 #1

Did he use it to chop up some metal? LuckyCharms Oct 6 #2

No, but he kept the handle nice and sharp. rsdsharp Oct 6 #12

My doctor told me that I sharpen my handle too often. LuckyCharms Oct 6 #18

Smart man! rsdsharp Oct 6 #25

So your father's handle was hnasharp? TexasTowelie Oct 6 #28

71 years, and finally a Sharp joke I hadn't heard before. rsdsharp Oct 6 #30

Well, you did provide the setup for the joke, TexasTowelie Oct 6 #33

It's a beautiful axe Bluestocking Oct 6 #3

Thank you, but I made the head out of wood because LuckyCharms Oct 6 #4

You understand it is a joke, right? Wifes husband Oct 6 #26

That brought a smile. badhair77 Oct 6 #5

I didn't really make that. I found the picture online. That's another one of my skills... LuckyCharms Oct 6 #6

Please, lake the complement. badhair77 Oct 6 #9

OK then, but he better not take credit for that axe! LuckyCharms Oct 6 #10

Lol. There you go. badhair77 Oct 6 #14

Too good malaise Oct 6 #7

Haha! Thanks, malaise! LuckyCharms Oct 6 #20

Oh the inanity. cachukis Oct 6 #8

What does Sean Hannity have to do with this? Oh wait, i just put my reading glasses on... LuckyCharms Oct 6 #15

Love it. cachukis Oct 6 #16

LuckyCharms, that hatchet is very beautiful woodworking. You , sir are very talented. debm55 Oct 6 #11

Thank you, Deb. But please see post #6. LuckyCharms Oct 6 #13

It's a nice hatchet, or picture of a hatchet. anyhow. debm55 Oct 6 #17

In my entire life, you're the first woman who has told me that I LuckyCharms Oct 6 #19

''The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood ... Donkees Oct 6 #21

What's that old saying? The axe forgets, the tree remembers. LuckyCharms Oct 6 #22

"An axe with a wooden blade remembers because it's part of the family tree." Donkees Oct 6 #23

LOL mdbl Oct 6 #24

Keep trying. You'll get the hang of it. . . . .nt Bernardo de La Paz Oct 6 #27

Look at it this way: It's a butter axe. . . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Oct 6 #29

That reminds me... LuckyCharms Oct 6 #36

Cool Joinfortmill Oct 6 #31

That would be the famous Olneya tesota we've all heard so much about? Ford_Prefect Oct 6 #32

Yes, Desert Ironwood. LuckyCharms Oct 6 #34

They say that we learn from our mistakes. JustABozoOnThisBus Oct 6 #35

As per Albert Einstein LuckyCharms Oct 6 #37

... orangecrush Oct 6 #38

Lol!!! chowder66 Oct 6 #39

Ha! 😄 Was wondering what you'd "have up ypur sleeve", so to speak! electric_blue68 Oct 6 #40

Just my arm! LuckyCharms Oct 6 #41

👍 electric_blue68 Oct 6 #42

Whoever did it, that is a beautiful piece of wood. LoisB Oct 6 #43

It really is. I've actually been studying that pic... LuckyCharms Oct 6 #44

Go for it! LoisB Oct 6 #55

May I axe you a question? Niagara Oct 6 #45

I'm an expert at giving people headaches! LuckyCharms Oct 6 #47

lol Niagara Oct 7 #56

Just...you know...you're punny... LuckyCharms Oct 7 #57

I almost had him! I almost had him! Niagara Oct 7 #58

I don't know about you, Hendry. You might fold under questioning! LuckyCharms Oct 7 #59

You don't need three onions Niagara Oct 7 #62

Paulie did the prep work, and... LuckyCharms Oct 7 #63

What a hatchet job berniesandersmittens Oct 6 #46

Strong like bull, smart like tracror. Ptah Oct 6 #48

I had to Google that one! LuckyCharms Oct 6 #50

I would offer to help... Harker Oct 6 #49

I did have a handle on it Harker... LuckyCharms Oct 6 #51

Whose fingers, Lucky? Harker Oct 6 #52

LMAO! LuckyCharms Oct 6 #53

Gets me every time! Harker Oct 6 #54

I totally KNEW someone would post this most hilarious of TV comedy moments. 3catwoman3 Oct 7 #60

I hesitated, having recently undergone hernia surgery. Harker Oct 7 #61

Laughter is good medicine. 3catwoman3 Oct 7 #64

So far, so good, thanks! Harker Oct 7 #65