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Marthe48

(21,790 posts)
2. Oh where to start?
Sun Sep 7, 2025, 10:41 AM
Sep 7

I took driver's ed. when I was a teenager. At the time this stupid thing happened, I didn't have a license. We lived out on a graveled country road. One day, I drove to the neighbor's, who was a 1/2 mile away. I don't remember why I drove, it wasn't usual. My brother was in with me and as we headed back to the house, we approached a flat gentle curve. Remembering my driver ed. teacher's advice about accelerating as you approach a curve, then let up as you drive it, I asked my brother if he wanted to see how we did it in driver's ed. I accelerated as I hit the curve, hit loose gravel and slid right into the field of our nearest neighbor. We weren't hurt, but I was stunned at my failure. The neighbor came out and yelled at us punk drivers, always going too fast. Thank God, the field was dry and I drove out onto the road. Of course, with brothers, that wasn't the end of it. For years after, I heard the question, "Want to see how they do it in Driver's Ed?" and then roars of laughter.



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Once, at a busy intersection, I just blatantly turned left on red. Sat there for a few seconds and just turned. paleotn Sep 7 #1
Oh where to start? Marthe48 Sep 7 #2
LOL. I thought you fell... Nittersing Sep 7 #3
Stomped my bare foot on a lit M-80 firecracker. Emile Sep 7 #4
OMG milestogo Sep 7 #7
OOOOO I remember Boone's Farm...... oberle Sep 7 #17
Reminds me of another stupid move Marthe48 Sep 9 #29
Well, when I was in 8th grade, I hooked a metal slinky woodsprite Sep 7 #5
Sounds a little dangerous. milestogo Sep 7 #8
In the early 90s, I was too lazy to get a step ladder when I needed something high in a cupboard catbyte Sep 7 #6
When I first read this I thought, do you mean just today or ever EverHopeful Sep 7 #9
Its hard to say "I'm briliant" when you've just microwaved some dirt and eaten it. milestogo Sep 7 #10
For me it would be too many to count... I should not be alive.. BTW stupid hurts so you have to be tough.nt mitch96 Sep 7 #11
The subject of my first post here at DU Toby Bo Sep 7 #12
Welcome to DU! milestogo Sep 7 #13
Password for the new Labcorp account, not your email account password JoseBalow Sep 7 #14
that makes sense RussBLib Sep 8 #21
Welcome to DU LetMyPeopleVote Sep 8 #24
Welcome to DU, Toby Bo.👋 littlemissmartypants Sep 8 #25
This message was self-deleted by its author Marthe48 Sep 9 #30
Well, this happened just a few weeks ago..... Coventina Sep 7 #15
I asked my wife if she could recall a time I did something stupid True Dough Sep 7 #16
I work as a courier. Morbius Sep 7 #18
Your hours are too long. milestogo Sep 8 #22
I've done lots of stupid stuff, but I have never eaten dirt. LeftInTX Sep 8 #19
I Walked into a store window LogDog75 Sep 8 #20
Now you understand what happens to birds. milestogo Sep 8 #23
I decided we'd have a treat so I ordered in lunch via Uber Eats. You can track them on your phone once they pick up MLAA Sep 8 #26
Just this evening. Ocelot II Sep 8 #27
Oh, I can relate. milestogo Sep 9 #28
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