Michael Cohen - America Can't Afford Trump's "Affordability" [View all]
Donald Trump has never met a reality he couldnt rewrite or a lie he couldnt sell, but even by his standards, this new affordability shtick is next-level absurd. Were now watching the same man who slapped tariffs on everything short of Girl Scout cookies try to rebrand himself as Americas coupon clipper-in-chief. Hes out there insisting that prices are down, that life under Trump is cheaper, that youre somehow better off even as you stand in the checkout line wondering how your grocery bill just hit a new personal best. Its political gaslighting wrapped in discount rhetoric, and its about as believable as Trump promising to pay for the Big Beautiful Ballroom.
This is the same Trump who once bragged that tariffs make America rich, right before those same tariffs made everything from sneakers to cereal more expensive. The same Trump who oversaw record corporate consolidation, gutted consumer protections, and helped turn middle class into a nostalgic phrase, like Blockbuster Video. Now hes out there insisting that prices are down. Sure, Mr. President. And Im the Pope of Park Avenue.
Lets get something straight: Trumps newfound obsession with affordability is like a pyromaniac lecturing the fire department. His economic policies are the arsonists behind the very blaze hes pretending to put out. Hes the guy who poured gasoline on inflation and now wants a medal for handing out paper cups of water.
When asked about the obvious prices being up Trump said, No, no, prices are down under the Trump administration. And theyre down substantially. Right. Thats like saying crime is down while youre being mugged.
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