Jeff Tiedrich - Holy Mike Johnson: useless pantload or terminally-concussed shitwit? [View all]

every day in America, something incredibly fucked up happens. usually, Little Donny Fuckface is at the center of it. the evil shitwad does something beyond human decency, or says something preternaturally moronic, and — boom! — there’s your top story. it makes headlines. it’s on all the news shows, it’s all over social media. it’s unavoidable.

but there’s always one homey who’s perpetually in the dark.

no matter what that top story is, Holy Mike Johnson — the limpest dick ever to wield the Speaker’s gavel — has made it his life’s mission to have no fucking clue what anyone’s talking about.

Manu Raju: “last week you were very critical of Biden’s use of the autopen and pardons. but Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. does that also concern you?”

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/holy-mike-johnson-useless-pantload