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Irish_Dem

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1. "What happens between them isn't sex, it's a war crime with mood lighting."

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Sat Nov 1, 2025, 07:21 PM

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When they fuck, angels file restraining orders, the Geneva Conventions start drafting new amendments, and even hell’s customer service blocks their number. You can practically hear Satan pounding on the wall, yelling, 'Hey, keep it down, you freaks, some of us are trying to run a respectable underworld down here'...And at the center of this unholy spectacle is her.

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