Jeff Tiedrich - ICE Barbie utterly fails at being a human for Halloween [View all]

here’s one sure way to tell you’re living in a shithole country: the governor of a state has to plead with the federal government to ‘hey, can you fascist fuckwads maybe take a short break from lobbing tear gas at our children?’

let’s let Illinois Gov JB Pritzker lay out just how far through the looking glass we are right now.

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that seems like a reasonable request, right? let’s not terrorize our children? because, for fuck’s sake, they’re children. not one of them signed up for any of this shit. no kid said ‘hey, let’s do fascism for a while. won’t it be fun to grow up with PTSD?’

now let’s watch ICE Barbie drag basic human decency out back to the gravel pit and shoot it in the face.

FOX: Pritzker has asked you specifically to pause immigration enforcement operations in Chicago so kids can safety celebrate Halloween. Do you have any plans to alter activity tomorrow?

NOEM: No. We're gonna be out on the streets in full force and increase our activities to make sure kids are safe.

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2025-10-30T17:20:02.784Z

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