Jeff Tiedrich - somehow, DC Republicans are always the victims of every crime that never happened the most [View all]

Washington, DC is in the middle of a very particular kind of crime wave right now. residents and visitors in our nation’s capitol are being victimized by record levels of crimes that never happened.

interestingly, of all these crimes that never happened, the ones that have never happened the most always seem to happen to Republicans.

just look at the nonstop barrage of crimes that have never happened the most to Republicans: murders, thefts, arsons, muggings, carjackings — and maybe the most dastardly crime of all: youths doing wheelies.

you read that right, folks. wheelies.

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