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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

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Sun Jun 15, 2025, 02:11 PM Jun 15

Borowitz - Misty About Kristi [View all]

On Friday, I posted this poem about Kristi Noem:

Kristi Noem is Stephen Miller

With hair extensions and tons of filler

-snip-

It turns out that composing poems about Kristi is contagious. After I got the ball rolling, TBR readers produced a veritable explosion of Noem poems.

-snip-

There once was a woman called Kristi

Whose hair was all tangled and twisty

She thought she was a hit

But doesn't know shit

About constitutional history.

--Sam B.


https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/misty-about-kristi

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