Editorials & Other Articles

Aristus

(70,415 posts)

9. One would have to be one of the hillbillies, rednecks, yokels, clodhoppers, or swamp swimmers in order

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Sat May 31, 2025, 07:05 PM

May 31

to believe that Disney would spend any money at all moving closer to them, rather than requiring them to spend some of their meth money to travel to California or Florida.

Disney in Branson, Missouri? Sounds like the sort of thing one comes up with after frying one's defective brain with moonshine.

And Texas? Where would they build their Magic Kingdom that wasn't either an arid wasteland, or a humid, cockroach-infested nightmare?

Sorry, hicks from the sticks, if you want to visit the House of Mouse, you're still going to have to load up the truck, and putt-putt your way to Anaheim or Orlando.

Edit history

Please sign in to view edit histories.

Recommendations

0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

9 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

Snopes - Disneyland exiting California, moving to Texas? [View all] Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin May 31 OP

Some people will believe anything Fiendish Thingy May 31 #1

Why, because there is no market for thrills in Texas? The highest populations of kids in the US. Houston is the fourth.. marble falls May 31 #2

Because dismantling and relocating an established theme park is preposterous nonsense Fiendish Thingy May 31 #5

The Vegas thing has an element of truth to it Jerry2144 May 31 #3

These sorts of rumors have been around forever, it seems like. Disney moving to Branson, MO, Disney moving to the SWBTATTReg May 31 #4

Now I'm beginning to doubt the rumor about North Dakots. Sneederbunk May 31 #6

The former governor was plying them with chocolate chip cookies fargone May 31 #7

In a nutshell usonian May 31 #8

One would have to be one of the hillbillies, rednecks, yokels, clodhoppers, or swamp swimmers in order Aristus May 31 #9