Donny Convict is what would happen if Dunning and Kruger had a baby — and then dropped it on its head.

never has a bigger fucking imbecile been more serenely convinced of his own genius. blissfully unaware that he is a hall-of-fame-level dumb-ass, Donny coasts through life on the belief that solving the world’s problems is a piece of cake.

which is why it’s super hilarious to learn that, as Donny’s having dinner with cronies at his Florida golf motel, he’s whining to them about how hard presidenting is.

Now that he is over 100 days into his second term, the president in recent weeks has expressed growing dissatisfaction that he hasn’t been able to deliver on his promise to end the war in Ukraine and has even taken to wondering if Russian President Vladimir Putin has been stringing him along.

that sound you just heard was the entire world shouting “Vladimir Putin has been stringing you along for literal years. how the fuck are you just figuring this out now?”