Jeff Tiedrich - Birdbrain of Alcatraz: confused old dipshit can't tell movie from actual prison [View all]
what if I were to tell you that the worlds dumbfuckingest imbecile was sitting in the worlds tackiest golf motel, watching a movie about a notorious hellhole prison, and that this assholes takeaway from the experience was that America needs more hellhole prisons?
I know, it sounds absurd but because we live in the stupidest possible timeline, thats exactly what happened this past weekend.
REBUILD, AND OPEN ALCATRAZ!
That is why, today, I am directing the Bureau of Prisons, together with the Department of Justice, FBI, and Homeland Security, to reopen a substantially enlarged and rebuilt ALCATRAZ, to house Americas most ruthless and violent Offenders.
what a great idea. every American should be running around their house right now, pumping their fist in the air and shouting fuck yeah, because what an excellent use of government funds: to rebuild and enlarge a hellhole prison that was shut down the first time because it was
too expensive to operate.
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/birdbrain-of-alcatraz-confuses-movie