Jeff Tiedrich - Birdbrain of Alcatraz: confused old dipshit can't tell movie from actual prison [View all]

what if I were to tell you that the world’s dumbfuckingest imbecile was sitting in the world’s tackiest golf motel, watching a movie about a notorious hellhole prison, and that this asshole’s takeaway from the experience was that America needs more hellhole prisons?

I know, it sounds absurd — but because we live in the stupidest possible timeline, that’s exactly what happened this past weekend.

REBUILD, AND OPEN ALCATRAZ! … That is why, today, I am directing the Bureau of Prisons, together with the Department of Justice, FBI, and Homeland Security, to reopen a substantially enlarged and rebuilt ALCATRAZ, to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders.

what a great idea. every American should be running around their house right now, pumping their fist in the air and shouting fuck yeah, because what an excellent use of government funds: to rebuild and enlarge a hellhole prison that was shut down the first time because it was too expensive to operate.



https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/birdbrain-of-alcatraz-confuses-movie