Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

Wonder Why

(6,378 posts)
13. YES! Ban asparagus, broccoli, Brussels sprouts and similar uglies! Bring on the potato chips,
Mon Nov 17, 2025, 09:41 PM
15 hrs ago

butter, bacon and other goodies! It's about time for a good heart attack.

We'll die quicker but we'll die happy!

Recommendations

0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

He forgot roadkill, I guess that is included in "meat". 🤣 sheshe2 17 hrs ago #1
"He forgot roadkill, I guess that is included in "meat". 🤣" BumRushDaShow 17 hrs ago #4
Lol...that too. sheshe2 15 hrs ago #12
So now TheFarseer 17 hrs ago #2
I hope we go back to Doctors and making decisions like this after these morons are gone. walkingman 17 hrs ago #3
I look forward to "ending the war on knowledge and sanity" Sparkly 17 hrs ago #5
Deep Fried Butter on a Stick sheshe2 15 hrs ago #10
Heart attack on a stick BumRushDaShow 7 hrs ago #20
What makes you think that hasn't happened yet? AZ8theist 15 hrs ago #14
Didn't PedoTACO just deliver a speech at McDonald's Bread and Circuses 16 hrs ago #6
"Whale heads and bear cubs and blended mice and freezer full o' roadkill ... A-Schwarzenegger 16 hrs ago #7
Yes, as we near rock bottom it becomes increasingly useful for the oligarchs to kill off the displaced proletariat 0rganism 16 hrs ago #8
And isn't ole' brainworm RFK Jr. just the picture of health we all want?? llmart 16 hrs ago #9
Next week, cigarettes! BidenRocks 15 hrs ago #11
Ya beat me to it. Smoke up everybody! Bristlecone 15 hrs ago #15
YES! Ban asparagus, broccoli, Brussels sprouts and similar uglies! Bring on the potato chips, Wonder Why 15 hrs ago #13
His old man lonely bird 14 hrs ago #16
JHFC orangecrush 14 hrs ago #17
We need to start a war on saturated fatheads, starting with Bobby McBrainworm. generalbetrayus 11 hrs ago #18
Wow, they really ARE trying to kill us off. not fooled 10 hrs ago #19
Latest Discussions»Latest Breaking News»RFK Jr. says new dietary ...»Reply #13