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He is so crazy that in just the past month or so he:

*. Talked about regrassing the parks in Washington D.C. because he knew more about
grass than anybody in the world. There is no such a thing as regrassing.

*. He was so out to lunch that the Canadian Prime Minister had to stop a press conference
with he and Krasnov because Krasnov started to talk about illegals coming to vote in our
elections “but I won’t let ‘em.”

*. Welcomed the man, Vlad Putin, to a U.S. Military Base with a red carpet the very same
man who was paying 100 K per American soldier the Taliban killed in Afghanistan.

*. And some gibberish about Roger Clemens getting into the Baseball Hall of Fame and
if not he or somebody was going to sue Major League Baseball even though getting into
the Hall of Fame is under the control of the Baseball Writers.