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43. it's like a dream.
Fri Jan 2, 2026, 10:44 AM
Friday

not so much satire. Lately I've had a recurring fantasy conversation with my magat brother (we don't actually talk anymore, it's a de facto estrangement), and I say, "Are all people human?" and it stops him dead in his brainwashed tracks. In my fantasy he takes the question seriously and wonders if he's been approaching this wrongly. He begins to emerge from whatever spell he's been under for the past 30 or so years.

but like the uncle in the OP, he would just glare at me and say, "hmph." Cause that's how he ends any conversation when the facts don't align with his "reality."

So, I'll probably never actually say it to him. But ya never know

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Excellent comebacks. MarineCombatEngineer Thursday #1
There are two types of super conservative old men Polybius Thursday #2
I think those are actually the public and hidden persona of the same guy. LisaM Thursday #6
There is a 3rd kind---- those who are really the 2nd kind, but pretend that Jack Valentino Thursday #40
Oh your uncle and all like him BOSSHOG Thursday #3
Here's to your knees! Permanut Thursday #32
I'll remember this the next time you attack trans women BootOutTheGoons Thursday #4
Sounds like he would like Sharia Law Historic NY Thursday #5
I'd be offering to help pay for a one way ticket to a country where spooky3 Thursday #29
(as long as no one tells him it is actually Sharia law, because 'muslims bad' ) Jack Valentino Thursday #41
Good for you for your straight talk and no-nonsense reactions to his neanderthal opinions. Martin68 Thursday #7
Freedom FROM religion is why America was what it was prior to the NoMoreRepugs Thursday #8
OH how they mocked Hillary for calling them a "basket of deplorables.." AZ8theist Thursday #35
She was being polite. It was/is way worse Evolve Dammit Thursday #38
The religions of the god of Abraham Old Crank Thursday #9
A quote I have been fond of: lastlib Thursday #26
It's high time to stop mincing words. There's nothing conservative about "arch-conservatives". JHB Thursday #10
IOW, fascists. lastlib Thursday #28
Yes, or reactionaries nt spooky3 Thursday #30
Ain't no fool like a old fool. Dan Thursday #11
Hah..different context jfz9580m Thursday #12
" They have to run things, because only they know what things are right and wrong." MLWR Thursday #13
Brave! Dear_Prudence Thursday #14
I told my only personal MAGA friend to fuck and hes long gone. BradBo Thursday #15
I can honestly say my uncle, a navy veteran, is more out in left field than I am and I am in the left field parking lot AZLD4Candidate Thursday #16
Don't hold me to this with regard to Fugelsang's book, but I think it's attributed to him. hamsterjill Thursday #17
Did he mean he seeks the approval of Muslim religious leaders? JohnnyRingo Thursday #18
A good response... Ping Tung Thursday #19
Thank you for homegirl Thursday #21
I endeavor to please. Ping Tung Thursday #33
hem. he has never heard of sep of church and state b4 ? AllaN01Bear Thursday #20
i would have gone off on unc saying this is neither a christian or religious country. AllaN01Bear Thursday #22
It sounds like he'd be more comfortable in Iran or Saudi Arabia fujiyamasan Thursday #23
Religious leaders have to run things? Ilsa Thursday #24
He is a mean man Trueblue1968 Thursday #25
"As long as what the people decide is approved by religious leaders" - like the Taliban? rurallib Thursday #27
We never talk politics at family holidays, and I helped reinforce that unwritten rule one Xmas TlalocW Thursday #31
He sounds like a closeted flamboyant gay man Johonny Thursday #34
I don't HallieBaBa Thursday #36
Well done, how does one get an invite to the next family get together? I'd like to sit in the peanut gallery and cheer MLAA Thursday #37
he sounds mentally deficient Skittles Thursday #39
Nicely done happy feet Friday #42
it's like a dream. barbtries Friday #43
How old is this man? maxsolomon Friday #44
I'm sorry you have that kind of relationship with your uncle MustLoveBeagles Friday #45
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