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maxrandb

(17,016 posts)
8. Pigs - Three Different Ones
Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:04 PM
20 hrs ago
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Big man, pig man
Ha, ha, charade you are
You well heeled big wheel
Ha, ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying 'Keep on digging'
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry

Bus stop rat bag
Ha, ha, charade you are
You fucked up old hag
Ha, ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hatpin
And good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry

Hey you, Whitehouse
Ha, ha, charade you are
You house proud town mouse
Ha, ha, charade you are
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street
You're nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
You got to stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you're nearly a treat
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry

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9 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

I've seen it before and knew it was fake, but I love the King Charles one. RockRaven 22 hrs ago #1
And speaking of the boor in Britain... pat_k 1 hr ago #38
Little Piggy usonian 22 hrs ago #2
A hundred oinks for that post. twodogsbarking 20 hrs ago #9
After days of "liquid California sunshine" I am loving the solar kind and in a happy mood. usonian 20 hrs ago #10
Love the first pic but it needs the pig snout. DinahMoeHum 22 hrs ago #3
Wow! Take no prisoners! Boomerproud 22 hrs ago #4
Now this is how you burn someone! Initech 21 hrs ago #5
Yikes. Those are nausea inducing LymphocyteLover 21 hrs ago #6
Gavin Newsom rocks! ffr 21 hrs ago #7
Pigs - Three Different Ones maxrandb 20 hrs ago #8
Trump's eye versus pig's eye Emrys 20 hrs ago #11
Excellent! nt LAS14 18 hrs ago #18
There's more humanity in the pig's eye, than the eyes of the PIG. ProudMNDemocrat 1 hr ago #35
K&R This brings me joy! Punch the misogynistic bully back. bronxiteforever 19 hrs ago #12
Hilarious malaise 19 hrs ago #13
why did he use the word "piggy?'" NJCher 19 hrs ago #14
I imagine that's his default nickname for any woman over a size 2. meadowlander 18 hrs ago #19
Good explanation NJCher 10 hrs ago #28
More like over the age of 13. n/t flvegan 8 hrs ago #29
I don't get it. I only see some photos of Twump in various scenes? spudspud 19 hrs ago #15
Ugly is as ugly does, donald. calimary 19 hrs ago #16
There's so much that they can use. It's so easy... Jbraybarten 19 hrs ago #17
Newsom is The One. He can mock circles around the pig in chief & his sty of Millers/Bannons/Bondis. ancianita 18 hrs ago #20
We should just start calling him Napoleon.... popsdenver 18 hrs ago #21
Pretty mean to pigs, after all. dupagelib 17 hrs ago #22
yes Skittles 6 hrs ago #30
those are hilarious. barbtries 15 hrs ago #23
First one is the most realistic image of Trump ever made. n/t NEOBuckeye 14 hrs ago #24
Probably happening all over social media, but MAGAites have been desperately swarming any posts Emrys 12 hrs ago #25
The last set of pics JBTaurus83 12 hrs ago #26
Pre ozempic. nt intrepidity 1 hr ago #36
BAAAHAHAAA! WTG, Newsom & Co! electric_blue68 12 hrs ago #27
He HATES it when a woman stands up to him & ESPECIALLY when its an attractive woman. Callie1979 5 hrs ago #31
Brilliant!!! lark 4 hrs ago #32
Pigs On The Wing (Part 1) Clouds Passing 2 hrs ago #33
Can't see xitter posts. 2naSalit 2 hrs ago #34
For $30 get your own copy of New York Magazine's April 2018 edition pat_k 1 hr ago #37
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