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viva la

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1. Imagine being a highly trained experienced FBI agent...

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Original post)

Mon Nov 17, 2025, 05:21 PM

12 hrs ago

and your two major tasks since Trump came in was reading through the Epstein files to redact Trump's name... and now you're assigned to guard this trophy girlfriend.

"Remember when we investigated kidnappings? Did counterterrorism?"
"Yeah. But look, we got to get back to work. The singer says she wants a Diet Dr. Pepper."

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Imagine being a highly trained experienced FBI agent... viva la 12 hrs ago #1